@jar_oh_me: wicked #wizard #wizardbattles

spencer gegear :

tweedle dee tweedle vice i cast unwashed rice!!!

Knyghte :

May as well have cast "all of your skin is an overwhelmingly sensitive erogenous zone", and "the touch of fabric and the slightest breeze cause crippling yet arousing pain"

GremlineQ1 :

where is ref, he casted 3 spells in a row

Jaehgr :

Since when did the council allow spell combos in the great wizard battles?

Kylothesecond :

The first to the battle 🧐 best seat taken 👌

gin.n.dew :

not sure if your familiar with warhammer 40k, but this just sounds like a typical tuesday for slanesh cultists

Thorin :

@Chezaidan we have a challenger!!

Jimmy Bob Jo Houdini the 14th :

Bro I’m dead💀😭 (Before you panic or jump to conclusions, allow me to clarify: I am not literally deceased. Biologically, physiologically, and medically speaking, I am very much alive. My heart is still beating, my lungs continue to take in oxygen, and my central nervous system is functioning as expected. However, I utilized a form of hyperbolic expression — specifically, the popular phrase “I’m dead” — to emphasize the sheer hilarity of the video I just witnessed. You see, this type of exaggerated language is a well-established rhetorical device often employed to express strong emotions, particularly those relating to humor. By saying “I’m dead,” I am not implying that I have succumbed to a terminal condition or met an untimely end. Rather, I am conveying that the video in question was so comically overwhelming that it metaphorically “killed” me with laughter. This is a common trope in modern digital communication and is widely understood in online communities. Furthermore, my choice of emoji (💀😭) serves as a visual reinforcement of my emotional state — the skull signifying ‘death’ in a figurative sense, and the crying emoji indicating either tears of laughter or emotional overwhelm. Together, they form a potent symbol of comedic devastation. Now, I could have opted for older, more traditional expressions of amusement such as “that was a real knee-slapper” or “I laughed until my sides hurt.” However, those phrases, while charming, are somewhat antiquated and may not resonate as deeply with today’s youth. Slang evolves, language changes, and what once was “LOL-worthy” in 2005 may not hold the same weight in 2025. By using terms like “I’m dead,” I align myself with the vernacular of the modern digital generation, thereby ensuring my message is both culturally relevant and widely understood. This is especially important in group chats like this, where we are engaging with a wide variety of individuals, each with unique backgrounds and levels of exposure to internet culture. So, to reiterate and alleviate any undue concern: I am alive. I am well. I am simply emotionally slain by the absurdity and brilliance of what I just watched.Thanks

papito_ali :

first?

aljhean navarro :

what harry potter movie was this in?

OriBorealis 📼👁🪱 :

yeah? well i cast manual breathing

Islaytomuch :

The high pitched one finally got some style, and the main wizard cheated with like 4 spells in a rob.

the dude :

"cast neural disruption targeting the pain and pleasure centre's of the brain so all sensation is both crippling agony and the most intense finish u could possibly experience" 😂

bivect0r :

Frog :

Then he screams: COUNTERSPEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Marcus S. Gitman :

not a rhyme but I cast unwashed rice lol

Asian government goof :

Khleo271 :

bro sounds like Maggie from Steve and Maggie (yes I watched it when I was a kid)

cool_sketch20 :

InfinityBored :

as funny as this one is.... ITS EVIL 😂😂😂😂

Static :

I cast massive iron sounding rod paired with singular flick

Chad Morgan :

Why does he sound like miss Symion from gumball….

Nathaniel Ayres :

just love it just progressively gets more graphic 😂😂

leaf :

Gavin Johnson :

Their pain tolerance is crazy 😂