@madeclere: Like, those arrows on the ground telling you where to go? They’re everything to me

Call Me Peggy 😽 :

Me.

jc :

There isn't a mountain of blåhaj piled up in the backseat; were you even really at ikea?

lilguytime :

Have a good day. That's an order!

Squidont :

...... ma'am

itsdenkel :3 :

ya thats believable

seumasmacsheumais :

I liked you until I saw that T. I’ll admit I’m a JCPS alum, but the part of town I grew up in most of the folks went to X. Funny, I live in the part of town now that that’s not the case!

Sami :

oooffff its the instructions 🙃😅🤣

🌛 ✨ Pixi ✨ 🌜 :

Like… oh you want me to sit.. here? Okay 😇

Belvira farmer :

Can I have a soda

Emily (Taylor’s Version) :

🖊️📄 *takes notes*

Willow Thrillow :

Okay but do you want “Drink more water and be kinder to yourself” or “put on this outfit and wait in the bed”, because those are two very different command styles.

🕸Lisa 🕸 :

emily 📚 librarian :

💀💀💀

Jess :

*sets up an elaborate set of arrows guiding you all the way to my house, when you arrive, I have my car keys in hand and we're going to IKEA*

🏳️‍⚧️Charlie!🏳️‍⚧️ :

listen i’ll tell you what to do any night

Robin Makes Cakes :

A hot lesbian? A hot lesbian in MY city? (Unless the shirt is from somewhere else) Anyway if you’re into semi-southern butches: heyyyy

Annalise :

Not beating the trans stereotypes. 😅 Also, move to Seattle. 😁

WWWJustPainting :

me going "you dyslexic too? … oh"😅😅😅

brutatoasta :

I like that watch! it’s classy, I should get a women’s size

Whor3son Scott Card 🏳️‍⚧️ :

Buy me pizza 🫵

troix! :

i like to stand in the warehouse and imagine it's the largest space in the world and its very soothing. there's something for everyone at ikea

No One :

And we get visual maps! Solid, detailed instructions and consequences.

Berta :

O dear, why did I not realize this? does lego instructions count too? *hides in newfound knowledge about self *

thatabortiongal :

I'm sorry I didn't hear anything you said because I can't stop watching what you're doing with your hand 😍

Eliza LaHaie :

couldn't be me and my oppositional Defiant behavior

Still Nicole :

Every time you reveal something about yourself you become more perfect! I love telling people what to do!

thedarklily :

girl💀💀💀

💜 Megan 💜 :

I have never seen you like it when someone tells you what to do ..... 😂