Alex Falcone
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Tuesday 01 July 2025 18:06:08 GMT
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toomanycookstoomanycooks :
this is what they saw! NGL, I get it
2025-07-01 18:49:46
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Stacy Ames :
CC being pretty famous for mis identifying stuff he sees from a boat, got me 🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-01 18:21:55
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ThatsMrBatman2u :
I worked in the produce department of a grocery store and hate red delicious with a passion. I would have to shine them at least once a week because they would get a film on them from the wax they used to make them shiny
2025-08-13 20:19:53
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Jessica :
have we ever considered the fact that maybe Christopher Columbus needed glasses?
2025-07-07 01:40:44
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aggressica :
love how they misunderstood which part of Red Delicious was most important.
2025-07-01 20:32:44
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AleksInSC :
The apple thing is so real!
2025-07-01 18:19:19
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2funnypaul :
the humpty humpty was a cannon on the walls of Norwich castle and was made of cast iron so shattered
2025-07-01 18:26:55
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mad_ecologist :
I got “real” red delicious apples from a farmer years ago and they were, in fact, delicious. Possibility some of the best apples I’ve ever eaten. Which is just sad.
2025-07-01 23:22:37
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Lloyd :
Beer goggles have nothing on scurvy goggles
2025-07-01 18:13:32
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Ashley Sage :
I feel like mythical creatures in general start to make a lot of sense when you remember that there was a time before everyone that needed glasses had glasses…
2025-07-02 02:57:16
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Margaret Burton :
red delicious apples are my favorite 🥺
2025-07-02 03:13:49
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Randomist Pianist :
Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon that fell off the wall during a battle.
2025-07-02 17:02:24
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🍇 :
Red delicious apples are my favorite don’t disrespect them
2025-07-23 03:59:41
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Courtney 🆘🇺🇸 :
I’ve never understood how someone tasted those apples that basically taste like candles and said “hey this is delicious” so thank you for explaining this
2025-07-01 20:15:11
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Ashley Slater :
Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon in (I think) Newcastle. England. It’s a thing.
2025-07-01 21:40:25
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🪿🪿🪿 :
i love dark chocolate btw
2025-07-02 03:32:05
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pancakegod09 :
I love the back track joke
2025-07-02 06:51:56
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Kelley :
If only a *portion* of mermaid sightings were manatees, what pray tell were the other portion of sightings???
2025-07-02 03:53:10
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S.K. Bricker :
isn't there a CC quote from a journal or something about manatees having "womanly knees"
2025-07-01 19:02:35
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nb123212321 :
Nice callback.
2025-07-02 04:47:54
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Nahhhhh Brah :
Love starting my day like this
2025-07-01 18:20:05
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Lynette__789 :
I feel like I remember red delicious apples tasting good. How old am I? Damn
2025-07-03 17:43:11
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Tara Bates999🇨🇦 :
I know it is a logical fallacy but I love the idea that “some mermaid sightings turned out to be manatees” implies that the rest are mermaids
2025-07-01 23:43:27
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Colorado Judy :
Oh.....! So THAT'S why we can't have nice things!! 😂😂
2025-07-02 19:11:26
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Alexander Douglas Ka :
Humpty Dumpty was about a massive cannon that was in a fort that eventually broke and collapsed due to overuse during a siege, I’m 99% sure of it
2025-07-02 15:09:26
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