Samuel Orson
Region: US
Sunday 06 July 2025 21:01:16 GMT
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babybrit :
I have a framed picture of my deceased cat bonbon so anytime my live ones are acting up i hold them up infront of bonbons picture and say "he'd be disappointed in you"
2025-07-15 14:35:13
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🃏🦈𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖍🦈🃏 :
Whenever my dog gets in trouble i tell her to pack her things shes gotta be gone today
2025-07-06 22:44:07
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maddie :
Money one is good
2025-07-06 21:15:34
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Tracey Anne :
If my cat sneezes I say “oh my goodness! Bless you kind sir”
2025-07-07 14:47:54
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Katie 🌞🐧 :
This is funny, are you single?
2025-07-07 10:21:04
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oceanmap :
gonna start carrying cash again, this is amazing
2025-07-25 02:31:07
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Danny 🇵🇸 | ApothecaryOctopus :
When Orion (1 year old cat) was little every time I couldn’t find him I would turn to Spooky (2 yo cat) and ask her where she put him (she didn’t want a brother)
2025-07-07 19:46:08
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DeerestKitten :
my cat is very floppy and I like to tell her that she is boneless and someone took her bones and that she is just a wormcat
2025-07-07 19:06:26
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✨chubby myth✨ :
when i shred cheese, i always give my cats a piece and say things like “im an uptanding citizen! i pay my taxes” like im in the sopranos
2025-07-07 20:22:32
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Sarah :
We frequently tell them it’s their turn to go to work and pay the bills
2025-07-08 17:38:16
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chimney_swift :
when my cat is meowing a lot I always act all exasperated and go "what are you even talking about?!" and my partner always chimes in with "it's just cat business"
2025-07-08 05:30:34
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Rebecca :
When my cat is yelling cause she wants to be fed I go "What's that? I can't hear you! You gotta speak up" repeatedly and whenever I get treats for her, I pretend to give them to my husband instead of her
2025-07-08 05:35:16
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eve :
We got one of our cats from a family member who had a male and four females (she was one of the females) and we say she left her polygamous cult
2025-07-08 15:57:52
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Bananas :
My favorite bit is when my cats are staring at me because they want something I say “oh my god why are you yelling at me! I get it you don’t have to yell” or some variation of that
2025-07-07 20:38:19
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dnkykngstr :
solid bits
2025-07-08 22:15:48
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parks_and_get_wrekt :
One I like to do with my Very Chatty cat is to Yes And all her statements like she’s spilling the HOTTEST tea “MRRROW” “omg rlly? Then what happened?” “Meowmeow” “no she didn’t! So what did you say?” “Myyow” “*Gasp*”
2025-07-22 15:02:32
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redd :
my girls are gonna love these.
2025-07-08 19:21:19
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addiegeee :
i rate my cats loaves
2025-07-07 17:41:01
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Kristen Whitworth :
When any of the pets are making a lot of noise at my partner or in general I tell him “I just don’t think you’re hearing them”
2025-08-28 11:35:36
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sydney :
Amazing bits
2025-07-08 02:29:59
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Beccerzwow :
I hit the loaf with “You ain’t got no legs LT Dan”
2025-07-07 01:04:39
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Lydia :
When my cat starts scratching the TV I tell her she’s going to jail and then describe the ethical issues of the prison system in the United States until she stops. It works
2025-07-07 18:48:04
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Cassandra :
This is weird I’ll try it!
2025-07-06 21:13:52
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I’m just a person :
When I can’t find something I ask my cat if he ate it…
2025-07-15 11:44:56
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Bunny :
Irl bucky barnes and alpine
2025-07-07 17:00:16
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