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phoenixreboot
PhoenixReboot :
Love when you pop up on my feed. Makes everything feel fine for a bit.
2025-07-09 19:57:49
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roryj990
Rory :
The dead pan stare at the end instead of saying those words was genius
2025-07-10 08:38:25
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green_and_retired
green_and_retired :
Seriously though does this man ever hear himself. Trump, what human ever in history has said they love mosquitos and want them around?
2025-07-09 21:19:09
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messyjulez
Jules :
The sass. The one eye closed. You’re an artist.
2025-07-09 20:02:33
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annasantiqueattic
AnnasAntiqueAttic :
Thank you for the deadpanning and the hard stop. That look said it all. APPLAUSE.
2025-07-09 23:18:29
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andrewjamescook
Andrew 🇪🇺🕊️❤️‍🩹🇬🇧 :
I hadn’t realised how much of a diva Trump sounds when he speaks, in another life he’d be on Drag Race
2025-07-10 08:55:49
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furbythebirb
Furby the Birb :
I wish I lived in the world where Trump is living out his dream and acting in some flamboyant group that we all laugh at
2025-07-10 11:30:36
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francescawhite975
Francesca White975 :
This is literally the only way I can listen to that voice - when you are the accompanying visual
2025-07-10 00:38:13
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emisuzferg
emempeterson :
Audio just came out of Trump saying he was going to bomb Moscow. “Putin said no way, I said way”.
2025-07-09 20:36:57
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f3rnand0_69
Fernando :
The ending is underrated!
2025-07-09 20:02:23
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mrschavez40
MrsChavez40 :
These bring me so much joy.
2025-07-09 19:54:33
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breezy_7.1.3
breezy_7.1.3 :
Watching you is the only way I can stand to hear his voice 😂
2025-07-10 15:59:29
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lizpictureperfecttravel
Liz :
I hope you are making so much money off of these. so funny
2025-07-10 18:12:53
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mandyloveskaren
Baby Jesus not baby cheeses :
The one eye euphoric blink is EVERYTHING 🥰🥰🥰
2025-07-09 21:36:19
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20thcenturyfoxx_
RenaissanceWoman :
The one eye closed 😂😂😂
2025-07-09 20:39:08
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rockerofsox
rockerofsox :
never stop making these
2025-07-09 20:00:05
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narrissa7
Doc Nari 👩🏽‍🔬🔬🧬🪨🪸 :
These videos are helping us survive the fall.
2025-07-10 08:43:26
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kirstenbeitler
Kirsten Beitler :
This is the ONLY way I’ll listen to that man speak.
2025-07-11 18:27:29
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raven92008
raven92008 :
You could make the comedy circuit
2025-07-09 23:15:43
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classcfor3
ClassCfor3 :
I tell my kids you are the president. We love your content
2025-07-09 21:22:10
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wont.mac.down
wont.mac.down :
10/10 no notes
2025-07-09 19:57:19
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chopping_mall
Matt :
He kinda ate with "Hello, Hilary" icl
2025-07-10 08:43:53
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nat3them3h
Nate The Meh :
I send these to my Super MAGA father in law. keep up the good work!
2025-07-10 01:52:12
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jo.65337
JO.65337 :
Is this real??? Trump really said that? 😭😭😭
2025-07-10 08:01:52
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sunshine.and.lolipop
🇲🇽Sunshine&Lollipops🇨🇦 :
I'm going to need you and Lisandra Vazquez to do a collab. 🤣
2025-07-10 01:15:34
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