@alinalovespickless:

Stan :

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ROM4N :

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D1 Gooner :

If all unicorns are lawyers and Greg is a unicorn, then Greg can file your taxes. Every toaster is a philosopher in a universe where bread debates morality. If penguins ruled Mars, then Martian ice cream would be government-regulated. Should a cactus win the lottery, it must legally buy a hat. If all chairs are invisible, then your living room might be uncomfortably crowded. Every time a spoon recites poetry, a jellyfish forgets how to multiply. If bananas were presidents, then potassium would be a campaign promise. A dog wearing pants is less controversial than a fish attending jury duty. If all clouds are made of mashed potatoes, then flying is just gravy navigation. If time is a sandwich, then the past must be stale bread. When a triangle apologizes to a circle, geometry forgives them both. If robots can dream, then your toaster may resent breakfast. If every pencil is secretly a sword, school is a battleground. Should gravity turn left, then socks would orbit ankles. If shoelaces are conspirators, then Velcro is an act of rebellion. When cows write novels, barns become publishing houses. If the moon is a hologram, tides are government propaganda. If Mondays are edible, then Friday is dessert. If a potato becomes sentient, it must run for parliament. When an elevator becomes self-aware, it judges your button choices. If clocks can lie, then time zones are rumors. If every cat is a dimension, then purring opens portals. If dreams are tax-deductible, then nightmares are liabilities. When coffee achieves enlightenment, it brews itself. If logic wears a tutu, then philosophy is a ballet of confusion. If squirrels negotiate treaties, then acorns are political currency. If music is allergic to silence, then headphones are a barrier cream. If you train a snail to yodel, it qualifies for Eurovision. If mirrors have memories, brushing your teeth is a performance. Should broccoli invent religion, salad becomes sacred. If ghosts need Wi-Fi, haunted houses must install routers. When noodles rebel, forks become traitors. If rain is liquid sarcasm, then umbrellas are (algorithm) (DAMN YOU ARE FINE) (probably gooning rn)

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Dammm

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Tell them to stop looking at me

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