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Taking out Hitler would actually be worse for society. We learnt ALOT about the human body from his experiments due to his unethical ways of researching humans. It sucks that it happened but the knowledge we got from it is way too valuable
2025-07-13 22:38:16
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A. Revo :
Can’t wait for this to get animated by someone.
2025-07-13 14:12:19
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Moophtaz Herodoth :
But do you get older while time travelling?
2025-07-13 01:29:47
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Jussy :
I wish I could time machine back and unhear all of that 😂😂😂
2025-07-28 12:00:05
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Livi :
LOOK AT ME 😂😂😂
2025-07-23 13:09:48
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🄽🄰🅂🄷 :
Time and space machine…. Bc if you go back in time 1 min you’ll be in space bc the earth will no longer be there
2025-07-30 06:57:26
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Lilo Smith :
“No one’s got die. You just gotta kill an opportunity” 😭
2025-07-14 13:30:25
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GrounderGK :
Bro started off as Bill Burr, then turned into Vince Vaughan
2025-07-31 02:47:57
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Kevin Pastries :
Bro is a time traveler
2025-07-13 02:54:39
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Cambam64 :
This guy might be on to something
2025-07-12 21:11:14
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Gracie :
So Groundhog Day and 50 First Dates
2025-07-13 00:31:26
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SeksIsForLozers :
Used my Time Machine just to watch this for the first time again
2025-07-13 01:33:22
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ParmaJon :
“Don’t get jealloouuusss” 😂
2025-07-14 03:24:59
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D J Denton 🏴⛳ :
Realistically, why would you go back and change a major earth event? You have no idea the effect that might have on the future. 😂
2025-07-15 06:22:22
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bshu453 :
"LOOK AT ME!!"
2025-07-12 21:47:31
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Adam :
When you go back for the free gym trial, do you have to avoid your other self or are we talking a new timeline? 😂😂
2025-07-13 12:14:47
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RedSpecter1917☭ :
You’re only getting that first week of jiu jitsu training though. You’ll be the ultimate expert at beginner jiujitsu
2025-07-14 00:47:07
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BanAvoider :
Very few people were taught that a British soldier once spared Adolfs life during WW1 when Adolf was injured and separated from his platoon. The British dude saw him, aimed, and then waved adolf to run away. That’s the single most innocent decision ever made resulting in loss of life down the road
2025-07-16 04:15:33
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Crafty Rabbit Designs :
we are already travelling through time just in one direction.
2025-07-13 05:00:00
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seanmichaelgray21 :
He thinks to much about time machines 😂
2025-07-13 19:49:07
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Kellon :
This could be a decent movie
2025-07-15 02:38:00
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Mau :
🤓 the “Back to the Future” timeline explanation is wrong. There’s just new lines w/every “Time Machine back”
2025-07-15 20:11:21
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Apilotsdad :
This is a really good bit. It’s well written, well delivered. I don’t know who this guy is, but I like him.
2025-07-13 12:07:06
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