@pshairshegoes: I was 19. Tesla dropped this power ballad, Love Song & I was out here crying over some mullet-wearing, beer-breath loser who thought emotional depth was saying “you up?” on a landline. 📞 I made him a mixtape. He made out with my friend in the back of his IROC-Z. But guess what? I still looked hotter crying than he ever did existing. 😈 This song? A banger. Him? A cautionary tale. #LoveSongUnhingedEdition #TeslaTriggeredMe #gen❌ #fyp #followme #StillHotterThanHisNewWife #MixtapeRevenge #HePeakedInHighSchool #GenXAndUnbothered #over50