@jakewcornell: What a moment! #comedy #Lifestyle #newyork

eringibney :

The shock, the gasp, the duck, all of it… chefs kiss

MediumUglyButFunny :

Chris Martin isn’t getting enough flowers for narrating that experience as well as he did

Jess✨💛 :

he's worth over a billion dollars, i'm so happy for his wife!!!!!!!! get that bag, girlfriend

Mel 🌻 :

Congrats to that man’s wife in advance for securing the GREATEST divorce settlement.

Good Noticings Podcast :

If they had just played it cool they could have gotten away with it

Lisa :

How lucky we had something like this just dumped in our laps. Out of no where. It’s just so delightful.

ShauriNotSorry :

No one worked from home today and no one called off

DawnF🆘🇺🇸 :

Chris Martin unconsciously uncoupled a couple 😂

String Cheese Theory :

Lovemygreatlife :

His LinkedIn is gone completely

Sunny ☀️ :

I need his wife to start dating Chris Martin

Y'all & Oates :

I can't wait for the Instagram reel users to stumble on this in three months

rooster :

RIP antipasto drama. Coldplay has entered the chat

Tyler Joseph Ellis :

Old school bon appetite level is CORRECT

JacksPod :

Corporate America needed this 🤣👏🏽

Dgraham24 :

His statement blaming Coldplay.. for putting people on the jumbo screen. Please be for real pal.

Chevelle🇻🇮💗🇩🇴 :

Congrats to the wife✨ I know you’re sad babe, but your new life will be SPECTACULAR

bcsladjql3m :

There’s even more drama. The friend is her friend who’s only been there 6 months and just got a promotion. The HEAD OF HR having an affair with the CEO and promoting her best friend! This is why you can’t trust HR!

dyk3out :

And the wife already removed his last name from her fb 💀

lily :

my kids won’t inherit generational wealth or anything BUT i will get to say that i witnessed the great coldplay concert affair of ‘25 live

SolarDaddy :

I had to go look at their LinkedIn

Shawn Mac :

Feeling so blessed to have seen it in real time. It’s all I could talk about out from that moment onwards

colleenery :

his kids will never be able to listen to Coldplay. this exact situation outed my dad's affair at a janet Jackson concert when I was a teenager. god bless her, but I've never been able to listen to Janet since then