@blaucomedy: STAND UP COMEDY TOUR: NYC 7/24 | Charles Town, WV 7/25 | Atlantic City 7/26 | Reading, PA 7/27 | Atlanta 8/29-31 | Tarrytown, NY 9/04 | Montclair, NJ 9/05 | Montreal, QC 9/6 | Brea, CA 9/11-13 | Charleston, SC 9/24 | Durham, NC 9/25 | Portsmouth, VA 9/26 | Oklahoma City, OK 9/27 | Des Moines, IA 10/9 | Lincoln, NE 10/10 | Kansas City, MO 10/11 | Buffalo, NY 10/23 | Grand Rapids, MI 10/24 | Detroit, MI 10/25 | Salt Lake City, UT 11/6-8 | Fort Lauderdale, FL 11/20 | Tampa, FL 11/21 | Orlando, FL 11/22 | Jacksonville, FL 11/23 | Madison, WI 12/05 | Chicago, IL 12/06 | Sanford, CT 12/19-20 | Palm Desert, CA 3/11/26

Catalina :

How long are your shows?

Rose :

No lie, I thought it was a ⛲️too… like just say Soda Machine 🥤

jessica360events :

I was on the same page not the coke machine😂😂😂

Xitlaly77 :

I would’ve said “drink dispenser” or soda machine”😂😂

𖦹✩|@¥$✩𖦹 :

early

Nyght :

Honestly thought he meant like water fountains that you have to push to drink from

slow_19wrx :

Bruh the end I couldn’t

Grayson :

I've never been this early to a video

4k_v.ids :

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It Should be illegal to be this early

Luke :

This guy needs to go on another tour I need to go see him live

Alexandra 🤍 :

I thought the same way you were thinking 😭

P_Banshee13 :

Dude go to Long Island

alyssa :

holy cow i’m early

Cheissa🩷 :

I thought the same thing 💀😭

Em🐞 :

BRO HES SO FUNNY😭😭😭

Amirul Haris :

yup thats what i thought too lol

I'll make you cry. :

um I run a pool store I like water.

LalaMarie :

Is it not a Texas thing? I thought we called them fountain drinks

tani :

LMAO 😭😂

fish :

It is on my bucket list to hire him for my wedding reception

customizedchick :

Haaaaaaaa!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chip :

I was at that show lol

emmajunesnook25 :

Amen

Justin :

Early