@buzzscoopnews: The Cthulhu Act, recently passed by the Republican-controlled Congress and signed by President Donald Trump, releases Cthulhu from its cage located in Edmond, Kansas. In 1945, right before WW2 ended, the U.S. government summoned Cthulhu in Japan as a "fail safe in case the bombs didn't work". After the war, they captured and contained the creature for "the safety of the world". Citizens across the country have already started reported seeing the Lovecraftian creature in their dreams. But Mike Stoltz, an office worker and loyal Conservative, states that "We can't stop winning! I'm getting tired of winning!" #buzzscoop #cthulhu #lovecraftian #parody #foryoupage #viral

Jacob S. :

"yeah Cthulhu is a pretty nice guy, frankly, I actually met him on a friends private island"

plushiesonic1 :

atp i would believe it

💀🔥ALEX🔥💀 :

lol yeah, ok 😂😂😂😂

Dr. House and chair :

“I know Cthulu. Terrific guy. Amazing guy.”

TheGuyFromFortnite :

hell nah I owe that guy 20 bucks

Jordan🌙 :

As a god fearing, beer drinking, trump loving American I WILL be supporting this bill 🙏

Ahmed :

Stop letting left wing media spin this as a bad thing Cthulhus immediate release is absolutely critical for America military dominance 🙏

Jay💣 :

trump has just passed the 5 years in complete darkness bill 🗣️🎉🎉🎉🎉🔥

zadfoe :

Terraria reference?

Mushroom Testing Facility 🍄 :

trump passes bill to release all SCPs contained into the streets of mexico

🦌Oshoku The Noelleing❄️ :

NO. HOW COULD HE?😭😭 THIS COUNTRY IS RUINED NOW

Kool🇱🇧🌐 :

OMG! Is this real?

🄱ee ™️ |-/💙 :

Does anyone know if Cthulhu is a legal citizen or not? I tried googling to see if he has his papers but sources say there are no official documentations of his existence

Highlightery V2 :

And that’s why I voted for him

paige ꩜ :

dude how is this gonna effect the gas prices asking for a friend

carter :

"cthulhu is an amazing guy. tremendously helpful. met him in the dead city of ryleh. fabulous place. wonderful people there."

doom :

Brawl Hammer :

how does this affect logbait

Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau :

cthulhu is REALLY bad😳

Maiko :

the super awesome bill

Peace ✌️ :

Skies the limit ig

🐑unoriginal idiot🐑 :

Hell yeah 🫩

The O :

Anything but releasing the files 😭

⭑ 𖥨. ࣪ ꒰ ʸᵘᵏᵃ ꒱ . :

like the guy from terraria?