@john__hedrick: This recipe is soooooo Yummersville. Super quick. Super easy. AND SUPER DELICIOUS! First you’re gonna want to grab 3 pounds of raw ultra processed cage raised chicken breast and then put a little mayonnaise on it. Then at the big chain grocery store near you, shoplift 1 lemon. Make sure it’s still green and harder than a bomb shelter door. Squeeze that sucker onto the chicken and mayo DO NOT mix. I made that mistake here. Let sit in the sun for 1 hour then eat it as fast as you can. Shovel that disgusting lil dish into your stupid face hole then call out of work the next day because you can’t stand up straight from the war zone you just created in your tummy. #Foodie #trending