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Saturday 19 July 2025 18:47:35 GMT
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brodie bartolazzi :
I hope it burns when you piss
2025-07-19 20:52:56
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Denji :
somebody flatline this gonk for fucking up my day
2025-07-20 15:44:13
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Flint cockwood :
Fuck you.
2025-07-20 12:29:29
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☆𝕶𝟏𝖙𝖟𝖛𝖓𝟑☆ :
I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold, i hope your socks catch your toenails everyday.
2025-07-20 16:24:06
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chleb'-'🇵🇱 :
bro I have my English literature GCSE IN 9 hours and I just finished watching Cyberpunk and it's all I can think about. I'm cooked 😭
2026-05-10 22:48:48
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✦ Kristin ✦ :
choom I hope your entire bloodline gets plagued
2025-07-20 03:57:37
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Volz08 :
How we all felt after watching cyberpunk
2025-07-21 00:34:27
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Kars :
I hope you shit out a pineapple UPSIDE DOWN.
2025-07-20 04:14:38
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Willo :
I hope you piss out barbed wire.
2025-07-20 19:57:21
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mijoliftz :
Genuinely sorry for saying this but f*ck you
2025-07-20 17:35:01
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NeilThe_Human :
I hope you have to piss out a grape
2025-07-20 03:38:12
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Severus :
I dont get why is everyone hating
2025-07-20 17:46:14
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ricardo :
its just an edit why am i tearing up
2025-07-19 20:12:25
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kittybutterandjam :
I hope you get zeroed by some gonk with no chrome
2025-07-21 07:46:25
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rom :
pick one
2026-02-27 07:29:37
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(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ :
the way my smile disappeared🥀🥀
2025-07-20 12:57:26
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Perfect Cell :
frickin gonked out corpo scum, nova edit, but I hope your get aids or something
2025-07-20 02:59:11
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♠️Keagen♠️Fn :
The flash BacKESS a
2026-01-09 03:59:40
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6’0 Floor Spacing Slasher :
“Two birds” wrap it up
2025-07-22 02:16:17
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Charles :
i hope u get picked for the hunger games
2025-07-20 20:41:29
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Jonah :) :
I hope you get zeroed, can’t even call you my choom
2025-07-21 04:07:12
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Juuzou's Favorite :
I hope your force fed a cactus.
2025-07-22 21:10:02
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etx.Nathan :
“Sorry wish we could go to the moon together…”
2025-07-20 05:02:21
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F3RR4R1_812_Z :
“Then he put two bird and cyberpunk together”
2025-08-23 00:07:39
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