@hq.aphrodisiac: Forever gonna use these bits🥲 #bits #funnybits #dailybits #funnyphrases #funny #hehe

️porky :

Hard watch🥀

kaylee 🧁 :

smile guys this is the original 😊

willow_thus1 :

"I fear" before saying bad news

amelia 🦢❤️‍🩹 :

I say “tough crowd” for when I get ignored 😭

Natalie :

Pretty people humor😔

binkyyyy :

wow so funny 🥀

🤷🏻‍♀️. :

The “good talk” is so real

Ashley † :

“You’re turn” when someone cuts me off while talking

leslie :

sometimes when people say hello to me i say hi back

arleyeaded14 :

I like “don’t tell me what to do” when someone I know says “have a good day”

tinsley marie🎀🎀🎀 :

AA Battery🔋 :

When I ask a question and am met with silence I say "okay crickets"

Kari :

along the same vibe as "that's what I'm saying," if I'm complaining about something in public and I hear a baby cry I say "he gets it"

unitedpostalservice :

is this satire?

deja :

you look like danielle from outdaughtered

arianna 🍸💋 :

“u went the full nine yards” when someone does something extra

maridafrito :

i LOOOVE when i spill something or do something in public or honestly anywhere and ill say “omg melissa why did u do that 😮”

whodeynation206 :

yeah, that isnt what a bit is

ThatIrishBastard :

I like to respond to "What's up" with "The ceiling, if it were anywhere else, I'd be very concerned"

Emelia :

added to my vocabulary

Dave 🦊🍸 :

when I ask someone to hand me smth and it slips out of their fingers, I always say, "or just drop it. that works too"

allie 🧁 :

i say “cute!” to anything sarcastically and when i do something right me and my friend fist bump and say “nailed it!”

Jenacee :

I like " crickets is crazy" if im ignored

ashley :

“tell me how you really feel” when someone is crashing out is my fav