@santiago_musician: Thank you for reading my energy and matching that, but reality is often disappointing. 😂😂 This post isn’t getting hashtags because the last thing I want is for this post to go viral 😂😂
“Thank you, ma’am. I will relay your condolences to my partner.”
2025-07-26 04:40:43
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SarahBoBarah :
I mean... it's clearly in demand if you need to restock 🤷🏻♀️
2025-07-26 01:11:01
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Emma 🙃🙃 :
This is my first impression of you 10/10 🤣
2025-07-25 23:01:19
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S@ntiago :
I appreciate her reading the BDE, but those regular ones grip and just stay on better 😂😂😂
2025-07-25 18:36:27
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Justin/ Jazzy :
she was a true believer 💪🔥
2025-07-25 19:48:32
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carlyychris :
you know what, king behavior bc now they'll fit properly and that's safest!!
2025-07-26 23:52:15
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Arcsis :
Semi-related story:
My first time buying condoms was near midnight at the nearest gas station.
I ran in (my bf was pumping gas) & the cashier saw my purchase, and started praising me. "Good for you girl, I'm glad you're being responsible! It's not always on the man to get the stuff, good for you!"
I was mortified, but also... come on lady. I clearly had business to attend to.😅
2025-07-26 03:14:24
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Samazon :
Someone asked me what kind we have and I started with magnums and he said DEFINITELY NOT THOSE! And I was so suprised I scream laughed. I'm sorry 😂
2025-07-26 19:25:43
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Hades :
the apology is just salt in the open wound
2025-07-26 05:11:12
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joykills :
no like an apology is so much worse 😭
2025-07-25 19:34:00
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Kory :
It’s got 69 like when I see this but omg 😂
2025-07-25 19:01:28
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rae :
sure would be a shame if this video went viral 🤓
2025-07-28 13:34:21
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LordlyLua :
do they sell variety sample packs? like do I just have to buy one of every size just to make sure I know which ones fit best, or do they have like a measurement size? if so, do they just straight up use inches, or is it like shoes, and it's an arbitrary number system that I have to learn?
2025-08-16 00:27:58
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Elly :
My oldest was 17, i walked in to him and his gf…ya know…well son you wanna do big boy stuff, go make a big boy purchase! And if ya refuse mom and son will have a fun day where i TAKE you shopping, well talk about sizing get veggie props to practice! Dude bought magnums bc they were onsale. I was like “son we aint putting toothpicks in a trashbag”
2025-07-26 18:46:11
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CarlyGail :
Well at least you’re honest
2025-07-26 14:22:20
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Laura :
This reminds me of the time I was with a guy & he stopped & told me he couldn’t feel anything. I’m lying there thinking “Excuse me? What are you insinuating?” But then he grabbed the pack & realised he accidentally bought “last longer” ones 😂 They put sone kind of numbing stuff in them. Poor fella.
2025-07-26 17:18:21
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TheBeholder🇻🇪🇵🇸 :
I have girth enough to get the magnums but the length is massively lacking so it always feels like false advertising to myself lmao
2025-07-27 01:23:45
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failenaa :
This feels like the genderbent equivalent of me calling older women “Miss” instead of “ma’am” 😂
2025-07-26 05:16:53
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86heard :
they make small ones?😳
2025-07-25 23:52:11
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Lorance :
Bro I'd take the compliment and not correct her 😭😭😭😭
2025-08-07 02:33:34
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SpøøkySkeletøn :
The way THIS is your first viral post in a while 😭 I'm so sorry man
2025-07-26 18:00:09
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cynthia.t🆘🇺🇸 :
I mean, you could look at it that way. Or you could see yourself as responsible for buying them and ensuring that they're the correct size. 😅
2025-07-26 11:37:33
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Nelson.Kleinig :
Nah she does that on purpose i bet. See how many guys r to proud/ashamed to make the correction and also to see the tru size of the guys who do make the correction.
2025-07-27 01:15:01
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S@ntiago :
If you guys are gonna make this video viral, can you at least check out the sound and my music? 😂😂😂
2025-07-26 04:52:53
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