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scaley_sally
scaley_sally 🐍💜🦎 :
We had a client tell us that she was going to sue us for not doing CPR bc she read online that you could do CPR up to 3 days after they die as long as you keep them warm…
2025-07-26 08:54:53
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ashley.korte
buttons69696969 :
I always tell owners that it’s several hundred dollars for cpr we can still do it. But it won’t bring your pet back
2025-07-26 10:17:30
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witchbynight
witchbynight :
i always say to my coworkers i may be the hospital witch but i dont practice necromancy
2025-07-26 09:25:58
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jess.sea_
Jess | LLCAM🪽 :
I did this irl tho to a human 😭😭😭
2025-07-26 02:30:16
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hazelfireflie
hazel :
It reminds me of a patient a few weeks ago .... called and said the patient was unresponsive... rushes in and I rush it back ... I noticed it had begun to get stiff..... owner comes back to where the dog is and yells at us for not putting her dog on life support 🤦🏻‍♀️
2025-07-26 13:05:37
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thefreak.cf
thefreak.cf :
My coworker once brought in a dog. While she started CPR I tried to open the mouth and couldn’t. Then I tried moving the leg and went “I think we can stop now” that was new for me
2025-07-26 11:26:40
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songbirdandfox
Songbirdandfox :
A woman stormed into the practice and demanded to have the doctor make sure her dog was gone….we had put it in the cold over an hour ago…they brought her in doa…
2025-07-27 05:48:26
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chainmaniac
Chris :
My vet was always very blunt about the chances of success with cpr, she made it very clear from the get go
2025-07-27 09:26:17
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a09gj
A :
owner should have gotten resurrection insurance
2025-07-26 12:43:32
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tabbz925
Tabby :
I’ll go grab the wand and wizard hat
2025-07-27 03:18:31
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bighollowzoo
bighollowzoo :
Like I don’t remember taking necromancy in school but aight lady
2025-07-25 23:16:41
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trrree21
🌳treeshavings🍃 :
@k. mso da je meme iz 19. stoljeća u americi hhahahahahhaha
2025-07-29 17:52:28
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jorgetejeda637
Jorge Tejeda637 :
👍👍👍
2025-08-10 00:24:20
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janet.conkin
Janet Conkin :
🙏🙏🙏
2025-08-07 13:25:15
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janet.conkin
Janet Conkin :
💔💔💔
2025-08-07 13:25:11
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vtbriibriii
vtbriibriii :
😂😂
2025-07-26 18:55:55
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paisleyraie
Kaeley | RVT :
😂😂😂
2025-07-26 04:56:33
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caseyallarie
CaseyAllarie :
When I found my girl she was already in rigorous mortis but I still tried for a couple compressions because I was in shock. 😭 I miss her so much, and I have no answers to what happened. She was laying under the couch in her normal spot, my camera picked it up but showed no struggle or anything. 😭 She was only 7.
2025-08-17 21:04:37
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marissarolf
marissarolf :
I failed at doing cpr for my 12 year old lab, the vet thinks he had a heart attack in the pool. I found him in there even tho he had been in and out of the pool all morning. It happened fast but I wasn’t fast enough or good enough to bring him back. His pupils were dilated 😭.
2025-07-26 04:12:11
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willl_grahams_bezoar
will graham's dog hair bezoar :
there's no reason to traumatize staff, waste supplies and drugs and charge $500 to do CPR on an animal that's long gone!
2025-07-26 07:38:58
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adventuresinmayhem
Aubrey L :
Should keep a oujia board on the crash cart....
2025-07-26 10:52:30
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vettechvibes
VetMedology :
Wish my witchcraft was strong enough to
2025-07-27 03:47:58
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snowbabs
Babsy :
literally just had this! had a non-client complain that we weren't open at 2am (were a GP and the ER is 20 min away). she was mad that we also could've helped her dog if I had gotten out of my car 2 mins sooner and I should be able to know why her dog died. I had to be so honest, like girl we're not available 24/7 as a GP, your dog was in rigor the 2 min made no difference, and no I can't divine why your 2 yr old dog we've never seen before died as you have no hx to provide other than she vomited once. and this was all after I sent her dog for private cremation at no charge since the owner was recently homeless 😐
2025-08-22 02:48:47
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nachoandjoy
jooooyyyyyyyyyyyyysworld :
A tech and I had to try to intubate and we found out later he has been dead for hours. This German shepherds mouth wouldn’t open so we had to pry his mouth open with cling and someone fucked up and my finger got caught in his mouth when he closed it was awful
2025-07-30 15:05:22
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chrislinn70
chris linn70 :
I just rush it to the back and then let the dr handle the client. we won't initiate CPR on a corpse.
2025-07-29 01:44:02
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