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AceOfSpadesTTV :
“You didn’t live up to the potential that Mr. Rodgers saw in you.” “Even Bob Ross couldn’t call you a happy little accident. He could only call you a mistake.”
2025-07-31 20:06:33
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Virgo :
"I envy the people who have never met you."
2025-07-30 20:21:25
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Angelwolf017 :
"wisdom has been chasing you my friend, but you have always been faster"
2025-07-30 21:16:05
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Dylan Smith :
“I would personally write your mother an apology on your behalf for this act is so bad not even a priest could bless it.”
2025-07-31 01:57:21
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jinzo1337 :
: The guild that sent you must have reduced their expectations. Either that, or they sent you here to die as they must have hated you
2025-07-30 22:09:20
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BellDynJinn :
"you really know how to make a girl want to be helen keller"
2025-09-17 15:07:32
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Thomas No Last Name :
"Given that brevity is the soul of wit, I now understand why you talk so much"
2025-07-31 06:27:18
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Maria Carte :
"You're not worth monologuing to."
2025-07-31 09:33:13
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Fig&Riot :
Going to use a good one from Disney. "Isn't it dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?" (Oliver and company)
2025-07-31 13:00:37
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Xarc :
"Everyone who ever loved you was wrong."
2025-07-31 04:03:00
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meep :
"I would say let's take a lovely stroll in the shallows this evening, but I don't feel like exploring the extent of your personality."
2025-08-06 19:39:33
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ADHD :
"I wished for a challenge, apparently the universe left my wish unfulfilled"
2025-07-31 02:16:18
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WetRat :
“I weighed your skill against a feather and you are coming up much lighter”
2025-07-31 06:40:50
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Justabossman :
"Aw... You think you're a threat."
2025-07-31 17:26:19
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Pandamoanium :
"How Vicious can you be?" sound like something a villain says before they get their shit rocked by the smallest party member.
2025-07-31 04:52:48
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_its_just_mouse_ :
“You’re 6 minutes away from dying and the air you breathe resets that every time, how unfortunate that you should waste that miracle.”
2025-07-31 13:39:55
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AcertainTori-kun :
"You're just about as sharp as a marble, aren't you?"
2025-07-31 17:37:30
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Bex :
“The only time you will ever be the smartest person in the room is if you were the only living thing in it.”
2025-08-01 00:10:40
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Zalantra🇨🇦 :
how can someone be both too much, and not enough at the same time?
2025-07-31 01:01:54
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the lone wanderer :
“You couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn, even if you were standing inside of one.”
2025-08-01 06:28:27
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Dorky_Orc :
my sorcerer spoke directly to an undead god, our warlock's patron, a music obsessed creature named Maestro. She asked him if he is still playing an encore that no one asked for. And regularly mocks his followers with similar bites on music play on words.
2025-07-30 23:54:02
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kittykatcassie :
"if insults were a challenge, you'd win. not because you're good at insulting, but because you're the greatest insult of them all"
2025-09-15 16:01:19
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Kobalokami :
Your are the right question for a wrong answer
2025-07-31 23:27:42
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BriarBii0501 :
i sang "Eight hundred years inbthe shadow of the dead, chasing the one who loved your brother instead" to Strahd. He took that personally until the wizard made my lil monk bard fly. a couple years later, she married Ireena
2025-09-26 13:33:11
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OrigiLina :
I once provoceted a dragon to make they next attack go on myself by saying "Ive seen Giants more intellectual than you" in draconic.... I didnt even needed Vicious Mockery for it to work
2025-09-09 07:06:25
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