@ejthemaker: 😭😭ignore me yall

Skip Mcgee :

"just gonna squeeze right past ya" 😭😭

Isaiah.splashin :

“If I were keys, where would I be??” 👏🏽🤣😭🤣😭

QNTN :

“It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity” 🤓

visionofhalo :

At least he got that Midwestern white noise…there are worse choices… 💀

wintersoldierdeadite :

TC :

Literal white noise 😭😭

ChiefyKiefy :

"You're cruisin' for a bruisin'."

✨𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚜✨ :

“Looks like they just let anyone in here huh? How the hell are ya, Mike!”

delastone :

“Newsflash buddy“

Napmoore :

*almost forgets keys*. "not going anywhere without these"

DaddyKrump :

“You’re skating on thin ice buddy!”

Jen :

"Didn't scan huh?? Guess it's free!!"

scoob_picassso :

“That’s a bunch of malarkey”

andrewsushipants :

sees line forming behind them “looks like we got here right on time”

Cam 🦍 :

“if it was a snake it woulda bit me”

ajorgyy :

“It’s not heavy to carry, it’s just awkward”

Double M :

Why y’all in the same bed

Will Moore :

“Whyy I ootttaaa”

NateFeetUnder :

But sometimes it really do be the humidity that gets ya

living_for_yeshua :

"if I were keys, where would I be?" 😭

Blazed1221 :

Watch it there bub! 🤓

Colorful Colorado :

It really is the humidity. 😂😂😂

Pride Apollo :

As a white person, can confirm this is 💯 true

Travis A :

hahahahahaha

Savi :

Anything else? “Yeah, a million dollars!”