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@subwaytakes: Episode 453: We're drinking too much water!! Feat @Welles My band Tiny Gun was playing @Newport Folk Fest …so decided to hop on a boat and do some takes on the water!

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daddyrawk2
daddyrawk :
"Society has never been this hydrated." like its a crisis 🤣
2025-08-02 19:24:49
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celestiallupe
Celeste🦋 :
“Cancers up” is illegally funny😭😭
2025-08-02 22:17:41
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lizdachko
Liz! :
“Cancer’s up” is my new catch phrase
2025-08-02 20:32:46
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fuemariavictoria
MariaVictoria Colmen :
“Have u seen a camel?” … Host: 👁️👄👁️?
2025-08-02 19:57:25
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the.wxlves
the.wxlves :
“Cancer’s Up, Mental Illness Is Up… Drink Responsibly.” is the greatest slogan I’ve heard in a loooong time lol
2025-08-03 00:48:47
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themaholupper
Ali :
this guy's too chill
2025-08-02 15:01:04
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johnjohnstan
johnjohnstan :
This made no and all the sense at the same time.
2025-08-02 15:11:08
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moosetallow
Christ the Redeemer :
I had no idea Jesse Welles was this funny.
2025-08-02 14:59:57
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youngmoneykutung
Young Money :
Most people feel like something’s wrong with the world, like the system’s rigged. But they can’t explain how. I read a book written by a former psychologist who used to work with elite-level individuals, kind you never see on the news. The book is called Money Override by Donald Black. It doesn’t just open your eyes. It shows you exactly how power and money really move… and how to change your life.
2025-08-02 20:54:42
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donum_novae_vitae
♧Vita_Nova♧ :
"Dying is not the worst thing that can happen to you" So true
2025-08-02 15:07:39
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crispyw0nt0n
CrispyWonTon :
why does he sound like he's impersonating trump?
2025-08-02 16:05:53
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joeb.social
joe b 🇲🇽 :
"Welcome to the boat" 💀💀💀
2025-08-02 14:26:34
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kingshauna
Shauna King :
He’s onto something
2025-08-02 14:48:41
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boringman1248
boringman1248 :
We have to drink enough before A.I uses up all the clean drinking water.
2025-08-02 14:24:37
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whatafuckinloser
a fuckin nobody :
jesse Welles is a genius
2025-08-02 14:26:06
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jess.kay.1
Jess 🧚‍♀️ :
I think he has a point that it’s tied to consumerism. Just drink when you’re thirsty, don’t obsess over it.
2025-08-02 18:16:31
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ethanb891
Ethanb891 :
Cancers up💯🔝
2025-08-02 18:59:57
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raijin_music
RAIJIN :
he's right. its cuz our food is too sweet and too salty.
2025-08-02 15:52:45
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rise_and_lift41
kervinstephen48 :
it's in the water
2025-08-24 14:39:24
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charliework666
charliework666 :
love that Jesse Welles is on the boat. I have a hard time imagining him in a subway.
2025-08-02 16:59:48
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saraklott18
SK ✨ :
“Cancers up. Mental illness is up. Drink responsibly” put it on a shirt and sell it 😂😂
2025-08-03 06:59:28
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christian.espinoza.music
Christian.Espinoza.Music :
“Things have never been worse” -while chilling on a boat….
2025-08-02 14:58:47
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dragonbreathninja
Baby Johnny :
"drink MY water" why was that so funny
2025-08-02 18:46:33
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restlywander
restlywander :
I knew Jesse Welles made great music but i did not realize he was also hilarious lmao
2025-08-02 21:48:10
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whiskeyjeff
jeff :
weirdest subway I've ever seen
2025-08-02 16:17:31
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