My favorite reply: KPI’s were not achieved due to excessive time devoted to documenting KPI’s.
2025-08-05 22:07:08
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Leeskee :
This is not satire. This is real life.
2025-08-05 21:55:28
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Avavu :
This planet is purgatory.
2025-08-06 15:14:17
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Serena Galathynius 📚 :
Corporate work has way too many side quests to be profitable.
2025-08-06 01:58:21
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WIFAKAY W/AK :
Watching this while jobbing
2025-08-06 03:13:47
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BigToe :
don't forget the consultant to monitor job and suggest ways to improve job but don't understand how to do job
2025-08-05 21:26:17
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wreckerj4 :
“You should prioritize everything” so I shouldn’t prioritize anything?
2025-08-06 01:55:00
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gmech :
im convinced we are all really in the bad place!
2025-08-22 00:37:49
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DonMarshall72 :
This isn’t satire. It is, obviously. But it isn’t. You know?
2025-08-06 15:22:01
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mlemery :
"reading is scary!" 🤣
2025-08-06 03:52:18
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🏴☠️ Darth EagleEye 🏴☠️ :
There is a noticeable lack of literacy in the corporate world
2025-08-06 05:32:40
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TheCaffeineDiaries :
“You didn’t fill out your Productivity Report.” “Too busy.”
2025-08-06 01:30:11
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Dani March981 :
what's annoying is i just want to do job. like no matter how pointless and unfulfilling job is, I am happy to job. just leave me alone to job 🙃
2025-08-06 06:12:03
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Magnoliophyta :
the place I work for started demanding we write down every task we do all day with timestamps
2025-08-05 21:16:18
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biggyb :
this is a hell planet we are sent to for bad karma
2025-08-06 04:55:30
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Dale :
I once had to do hourly timesheets. Each hour I logged that I was doing hourly time sheets.
2025-08-06 10:58:14
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Dex :
I’m blue collar, so there’s a huge disconnect between us. Nobody understands the Job. Explain job done or explain why job not done? Job was fast because the problem wasn’t the problem. OR Job was slow because the problem wasn’t the problem. But why are you faster or slower than we expected? Please only explain if it’s slower. You’re a valued member of this #1 team, so faster is the expectation and will never warrant a raise. Everyone gets a 3 of 5 and that’s the minimum we’ll allow and the most we’ll allow. Thats the excellence we hold as a minimum standard. It’s impossible to be better than that. Also… despite downward trending numbers, we’re still buying you all pizza
2025-08-07 01:20:56
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Josh W :
Great...now job doesn't sound like a real word
2025-08-06 00:40:51
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It’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit
2025-08-05 21:59:16
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Rico Jaurez :
Please keep a spreadsheet of everything you do on your job. Then you will need to keep a spreadsheet of the time you spend on your spreadsheet. Then you will need to.....,
2025-08-06 00:06:09
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TwaddleOn :
well now my job of meeting coordinator feels reeeeeeeal awkward.
2025-08-06 11:57:00
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sylvrebells :
my immersion was broken when you said "we hired an additional resource". my work just asks that we become more "versatile" to fill the new job position on top of current job for same pay.
2025-08-06 04:09:04
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user1453950374 :
twice this year i’ve spent more time on documenting/meeting about a feature release than the time it took to actually create and release the feature 😂 i’m convinced management just likes feeling involved so they can add a few more zeroes to their bonuses
2025-08-05 21:14:28
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pulledborksandwich :
Taking jobbing to the leading edge
2025-08-05 21:22:09
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