@owenmatthewwelsh: tim WILL be recruited for the manhattan project #autism #actuallyautistic #sketch #sketchcomedy #neurodivergent

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nickb566
Nick b :
"tim WILL NOT look you in the eyes but he is going to remember every word you ever say to him"
2025-08-06 14:00:58
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askyes95
Amber :
I got the bureaucracy autism and my work gave me an office no one can find and just leaves me with my filing cabinets
2025-08-06 12:39:28
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unomazz0
unomaz :
most inclusive workplace in 1930 💀
2025-09-05 02:27:58
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zara_mary96
Zara Molly 🌿🐁✨🍷 :
my dad is a Number Boy named Tim and every time he tries to retire his company keeps offering him more benefits to get him to stay 🤣
2025-08-06 18:30:51
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mallengar
Mallengar :
the demand for introverts to be social in the workplace is so toxic
2025-08-06 19:06:06
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ltgltgltg
Lee :
Let Tim do his fucking numbers!
2025-08-06 11:54:44
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gods_2nd_biggest_mistake
Alex :
we need this mindset in modern workplaces, wydm you want to fire the literal only person who WILLINGLY WANTS TO DO THE NUMBERS because bro doesn't wanna socialize?
2025-08-06 09:25:38
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aidoneeus
Aid :
recently found out this was me at work, boss told the new hire "don't be offended if they don't say hi, just let them do their thing -- all of our jobs will be easier"
2025-08-06 10:14:56
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noe_yingyang
noe_yingyang :
do you want to do the NUMBERS???
2025-09-04 23:29:16
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morgan._.dream
Morgan ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 :
My great grandmother had a very specific way to tie hay that was the “right” way but we didn’t have autism back in the day 😂
2025-08-06 20:10:31
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marynorn
Marynorn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :
I took my autistic son for college orientation when he started his computer game development course. 20 guys in hoodies hunched over and not making eye contact. He found his herd! I was so happy I almost talked to someone.
2025-08-06 21:54:13
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admus96
Admus96 :
Too bad I have the "sound of electricity flowing through the cables makes me overstimulated" autism and not the number autism :(
2025-08-06 11:11:31
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explicitly.content
explicitly.content :
I’m an archivist. I get to sit in a quiet office, sorting paper, removing staples and paper clips, and making sure everything is ✨properly foldered✨ and it is everything I wanted as “the Excel sheet kid”
2025-08-07 00:57:22
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il_giona
IL_Giona :
Big respect for the number boys out there
2025-08-06 11:57:30
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starryeyeddreamer13
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my husband's job is to scan jars of dirt using a little robot 12 hours a night 7 days on 7 days off no one goes into his scanning room he is the happiest he's ever been with his job
2025-08-06 23:56:40
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gloomy_princess_666
Becca :
my grandfather spent 30 years watching tins go by on a belt. he fucking loved it
2025-08-06 15:00:30
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jess0falltrades
Jessofalltrades :
Tim will also show up for work everyday on time, schedule his vacation the same week every year, hardly ever take sick leave and have the tidiest workspace.
2025-08-06 13:50:16
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kiefiresword
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not autistic but adhd. my welding job boss saw that I used it to take my department's time from 45 minutes for two guys per truck down to 15 minutes and all I said was "I dont want anyone in my bay. no one comes in unless asked. I can do 3 trucks an hour. he said deal and when the operations manager would ignore my rule and come in to "talk" I'd just leave my bay and grind everything to a halt until my boss would come in yelling at him for interrupting me 😂
2025-08-07 15:15:17
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kronicnuisance
KronicNuisance :
My boss walked to every one of my coworkers cubicles to introduce the new person. She then pointed across the room to my cubicle in the back corner telling the new person "That's [insert name], he likes to keep to himself but he's cool." I may never have felt more seen or respected in my life
2025-08-06 12:30:51
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saukko505
Saukko505 :
I don wanna do numbers
2025-08-06 08:59:09
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shakezula81
ShakeZula :
i wanna do numbers
2025-08-06 09:14:49
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thelefeefs
thelefeefs :
My Boss: “Please don’t bother her. If you are telling her about something, she’s already aware. Please don’t interrupt her when she’s in the zone.”
2025-08-06 16:45:42
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eschatomaton
DontPanic :
Actuarial science is all Tims.
2025-08-06 13:20:04
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b242167
B :
Small businesses actually do this, I was chronically late to my job for 7 years and was never fired, because I was the only guy who'd do what I did for the price I did
2025-08-06 19:37:09
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flying_cow907
Flying Cow :
I love how supportive he is of Tim.
2025-08-07 02:40:17
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