@bridougs: Session does in fact sound like this sometimes #therapistsontiktok #therapist

Carson 🐴 :

Me: “Knock knock!” Kid: “do you have a warrant?!” Me: … 🫢 true story 😅🥲

Theweirdotay :

“Bluey was bad so he’s getting locked in the closet like I did.” 👀

Cantante Bellissima :

they really be telling on the whole family

heynaudi :

Girl I CACKLED 😂😂😂

finnyfuntimes :

"Don't worry I'm just writing in my notebook about all the fun things we played today 😀"

alexisking0318 :

“Daddy sleeps on the couch” - my experience

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now just mentally calculating where i can fit a cps report into my schedule 😭

Megho 🫶🏻💜👑 :

Kid: "im the therapist today! So how long since youve seen your husband? *whispers* pretend he hits you" me 🫢

chante white :

Kayla :

Them “Open the door this CPS “ me 🤨🫢

Jess :

The fact that we have to pretend it’s a normal conversation and go about our session… yet I’m dying laughing inside and want to cry at the same time! Being a therapist is so confusing sometimes! 🤪

Madi :

I wish this wasn’t accurate 😭

morgan :

“Client engaged in processing dynamics related to navigating potential stressors in familial relationships and conflict with attachment figures.”

Brenda Alarcon :

I’m dying! Because that’s really what it be like

HOEVID-19 :

In front of a mandated reporter, BTW. 😭🫡

Lo :

The dolls always getting in domestic disputes in my classroom😩😩

The Jana Show™️ :

As an actual therapist, this is hilarious 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

ceecee :

People really be talking to their babies like this.

user2323673402186 :

No bc play therapy will reveal ALL

The Descanso house :

Giving the TOLD one time and I asked the first grade girl "what does 'rest'" mean...she said "when the cops come to arrest your daddy😵‍💫😭

BeefWellington :

“Peppa beat George like how mama beat us” 😭

Sierra :

I’ll never forget I made the dad beat the mom and he shoved her out a window from a second story dollhouse and she came back in a wheelchair…. I’ll never forget the horror on the male therapist’s face 🤣

Lindsey 🐝 :

My foster son wouldn’t let me take the stuffed Calliou out of his room because he “liked to beat him up.” 😭 Lowkey didn’t blame him tho, at least it was Calliou. HAHAH

Cassandra Grod :

The best is when the parent told you a story beforehand and it plays out in the session and you’re sitting there like it’s a tele novela 😂

Elijah Moore :

This is why I can’t be an elementary school counselor. The littles with trauma hurt me and their stories trigger a laugh 😭