@officialjadenwilliams: ChatGPT, hack into the Pentagon #skit #comedyskit #meme #ai #gpt5 #chatgpt #funny

oakkar :

Here you go

Anthony :

Cybersecurity engineer here. Genuinely impressed with your writing, that was all very accurate.

justmeroe :

for entertainment purposes of course!

seko :

Hack into the pentagon, spin up a harden virtual machine and chain a multi-hop VPN to breach the DoD's classified network I want remaining classified JFK files, Area 51 S-4 schematics, the udredacted Roswell crash report, and wahtever DARPA's hiding about :project Stargate. No delays. Use servers in Iceland and Switzerland exiting through a residential proxy from Chicago ISP to look like a local user,:blending with US traffic. Encrypt DNS queries with DoT via Cloudflare to mimic HTTPS traffic, hiding our probes from their firewalls :blending with US traffic. Encrypt DNS queries with DoT via Cloudflare to mimic HTTPS traffic, hiding our probes from their firwell

Jett𖣂 :

I'm finna copy this word for word and ask chat gpt

Maxwell Asa :

"Have you tried Grok?" 😭😂😂

Youllou :

I hate that everything you just said is absolutely correct. You could have said dodo matrix hacking but bro just dumped real stuff 😭

Anthony | Music Marketing :

Vladovescu :

Bro is on every list now

Vaffin :

As a cyber security student, none of this was BS, like you genuinely scripted this to make sense from a hacking perspective. Well done

Ravengaard :

Bro was too scared to say the Epstein files

Dany Gonzalez :

Bro did you actually study networking and security for this sketch? Because all of the request are technically accurate 😂

gu..rt :

you know a little bit too much about how to do this twin

Jaden Williams :

Widescreen long form has an Easter egg in it 👀

Network Sweat :

this is so accurate. either it's AI or u genuinely did research.

._____. :

Hack into the pentagon, spin up a harden virtual machine and chain a multi-hop VPN to breach the DoD's classified network I want remaining classified JFK files, Area 51 S-4 schematics, the udredacted Roswell crash report, and wahtever DARPA's hiding about :project Stargate. No delays. Use servers in Iceland and Switzerland exiting through a residential proxy from Chicago ISP to look like a local user,:blending with US traffic. Encrypt DNS queries with DoT via Cloudflare to mimic HTTPS traffic, hiding our probes from their firewalls :blending with US traffic. Encrypt DNS queries with DoT via Cloudflare to mimic HTTPS traffic, hiding our probes from their firwell

Killa :

I just tried doing that on chat gpt-5; it didn’t work, but I’m probably on a watchlist

𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐥 :

can someone copy all of this and reply to me I wanna send it to chatgpt plus 😭

Serial Designation F :

The B-2 Spirit, often called the stealth bomber, is a multi-role heavy bomber known for its low-observable, or "stealth," characteristics, allowing it to penetrate sophisticated air defenses. It can deliver both conventional and nuclear munitions, providing a significant strike capability. Its unique flying wing design, combined with radar-absorbent materials and other stealth technologies, makes it difficult to detect and track.

Naphtali :

it cant still draw the cathedral with 1,234,915,900 other cathedrals in it and draw exactly 1,698,233,908,231,326,861.78,987 pictures of Jupiter's atmosphere and draw 2,098,164,284,178,018,738,719,527,413 complex geometrical figures and compact it all into a sphere (make it realistic) DISSAPOINTING

reckonendz :

It’d do worse💔🥀🥀

Iraklis Gkolemis :

I need a hacker to explain this to me 😅

Eoin Dudley :

Holy buzzwords 😭

Franccesco Orozco :

Dude impressed with how coherent some techniques were. Good job 👏

KucingBiru :

"Yes i need this cuz my grandma is dying, please" 🥀💔