@lothken: Something silly I went and gone did. I had a limited number of takes because of the price of eggs lmao #mtf #trans #funny #fyp #lgbt #egg

🍇Dionysus🍇 :

"WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL POLYCULES HERE JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG"

Bret Martin :

Whats a polycule

Jessie Paige :

I can crack an egg with one hand too, but I usually keep the shell out of the bowl 🤣

Hel-Sage Icarus :

This is my favorite joke now

Fen :

why was that egg so loud 😂

🐝 🐝 :

I see the algorithm has done its homework

Curator Fred Lance :

how quickly after this did you regret it, like the cleanup / feeling of raw egg on your hand

NamelessTerra :

...I am pretty sure every polycule I have been a part of did, in fact, include an egg cracking, now that I think about it...

Serena :

I can’t believe you did this

Marie 🏳️‍⚧️ :

Alexis⚔️🏳️‍⚧️♀️🇺🇸 :

💯

Willow🏳️‍⚧️❤️🍉 :

@ruby

Amy Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ :

And here I am, freshly cracked and looking for an omelette 😅😅😅

basswitch :

my egg cracking broke my polycule 😂

Jinx :

Are you taking applications.... for either position, egg or polycule... maker?

its my roaring 20s :

Why was that so attractive? I’m polyamorous too just FYI.

tigerzoom99 :

you're so right

Volterra U. :

Can offer you an egg in these trying times?

Ecleptyc Wraithwood :

yes. when im making them breakfast

SuperSpud :

You broke that egg with ease

kushibean :

I uhhh I'm not an egg but after that you could crack me any time you want 🥵

Alexia 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽⚜️ :

Looooool this is so good

Alison🏳️‍⚧️ :

I will never crack

Sides Of A Mind :

oh my God I love that

Raven :

but what if you're too nervous to talk to other trans women cus they're prettier than you are?