@ethanforyou: She’s a mastermind #taylorswift

Butch Van Dyke :

They think Taylor is much smarter than she is 😭

menstrualmigraine :

this is why Taylor is the Donald Trump of music. not because she herself is right wing but because she is a cult leader whose followers put her in a high position of power based on delusion

Ethan Gaskill :

All this and it’s an album with lyrics that sound AI generated

itshunterbass :

I think swifties live in constant state of psychosis

Alex Engelbert :

They act like she’s Einstein… she has a 9th grade education

⁀➷ desiree stark :

Hold on you’re onto something.

Hc12345 :

Like they’re Nicolas Cage in national treasure or something

alecryan_0 :

So it’s actually Zendaya 😌

Jackie :

Literally every swiftie rn

Canyon Compass :

Um the orange is for MAGA

Nick Foster :

I had to get off Swiftie tiktok bc the amount of theories that involved complex math and translations were insane. Meanwhile the real Easter eggs are things like “Guys, remember when she said see you next era? 🧡”

ginajuice :

Goobi Gubbi :

meanwhile i thought i u would say orange=ed sheeran. i was so wrong

Raging Swiftogynist :

Swifties will decode and jump to the wildest conclusions but can’t ever admit that she’s a white feminist who did one stint of performative activism but deep down, only wants their money and only gaf about herself 🤣

Lord Mogatron :

Kendra 🤝 Swifties

Ashley Begin :

Needs more math that goes nowhere to be believable

katertot99 💙 :

As an English teacher, I’m bracing myself for all the pseudo Hamlet fans that are about to surface.

jœy :

She is the marvel universe of the music world and I won’t explain further

miabella :

Literallyyyyy 😭😭😭

Unc D. Crashout :

Swifties be calling Taylor the Lisan al Gaib

Bethany :

Edward The Numbertaker :

As a swiftie. This is so accurate lol

The Milkman 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 :

i can’t tell if this is satire or not because i did see someone examining the books in the background of the video and explaining how the date of the author’s death ties into it

Tommy :

❤️‍🔥?!? Taylor has heart burn 😳