@granny_goblin: Because some of you have asked what the rest of the goblin zodiac would be, Granny has sat next to her window for an evening to watch the constellations pass by. Remembered, in goblin astrology, we have ensured that all of the signs share the same amount of scare factor! ☠️December 20-January 17: the concept of mortality 🪞Jan 18-Feb 14: who am I and can any one ever really know me or just their perception of me? 🛒February 15-March 15: becoming an adult and realizing you will be the one who has to decide on what’s for dinner for the rest of your life. 💸March 15-April 11: filing your taxes 🍽️April 12-May 10: A dinner party where you know exactly one person but they are seated on the opposite end of the table 👹May 11-June 8: sleep paralysis and the demon right outside of your field of vision. 🌊June 9-July6: swimming in the ocean and realizing how unfathomably deep it is 🍗July 7-August 4: having the realization that your mother is home and you forgot to defrost the chicken 🪐August 5-September 2: the very size of the universe and how microscopically small you are 🛏️September 3-October 1: folding a fitted sheet 😳October 2-October30: laying in bed and trying to sleep but remembering something really awkward you did 5 years ago 😩October 31-november 28:that moment when you realized you’ve lost something incredibly important. 🤷🏻‍♀️November 29-December 19: getting called on to talk or answer a question after you had zoned out 20 minutes ago. What is yours? @✨kameron #astrology #starsign #whatsyoursign #birthchart #witchy

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sh0ckl473
UndeadB0ulder :
Where my fellow concepts of mortality?
2025-08-29 01:35:14
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8bushbr9
Bushbr89 :
but I've never actually experienced sleep paralysis....
2025-08-27 23:53:37
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dandyfirebeast
🍉 Dandyfirebeast 🍉 :
oh damn got me
2025-08-28 04:44:25
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aurumsteel
Aurum Steel :
Can’t believe I was called out like this!
2025-08-29 18:23:02
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bearinthemiddle
BearInTheMiddle :
man I went from geminii to victim of Cthulhu
2025-08-29 21:41:25
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littleombresky
OmbreSky :
Dang Goblin astrology is very depressing😭
2025-08-15 01:13:50
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krissywhiski
Krissy Whiski :
Concept of mortality here.
2025-08-14 00:38:31
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sparky_the_choco_pb_dog
🌩️⚡💥✨Sparky/Ace♠️♥️♣️♦️ :
aw man I don't WANNA be filing my taxes:(
2025-08-20 06:53:07
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aliswango777
aliswango777 :
deep ocean
2025-08-28 02:55:44
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shelbeelainephill
Shelbe Elaine Philli :
No stop bc why is October so accurate 😭😭
2025-08-29 16:47:36
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l0stun1c0rn
Let's have some fun :
I'm filling my taxes what are ya'll
2025-08-13 20:20:24
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peetah_pahkah
k.b :
concept of mortality gang
2025-08-14 01:51:43
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earthto.kam
✨kameron :
GRANNYYYY LETS GO IM LOCKED TF IN ✨✨✨
2025-08-13 20:09:13
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nerdie_cutie
Nerdie :
folding a fitted sheet for the first time
2025-08-29 01:37:29
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the_heauxkage
°˖✧ The Heauxkage ✧˖° :
Thank you grandma yoda 💚
2025-08-13 23:42:43
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maryiversonart
Snowball84 :
But I hate deciding what’s for dinner! Now I find out it’s the whole point of my life 😳
2025-08-14 20:14:07
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kylew37
Kyle :
I just HAD to get taxes lol
2025-08-28 23:57:35
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realgorl2
Realgorl2 :
I love being the very size of the universe and how inexplicably small we all are. It suits me so well 😌
2025-08-14 00:03:30
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crazydoghnutlady
🍉CrazyDoughnutLady🍉 :
I don’t wanna fold the fitted sheet 😭
2025-08-25 03:01:48
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eskkaiii
Gooby :
Man, TAXES!!! I wanted to fear my infinite mind scape ):
2025-08-14 16:13:56
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parks_and_get_wrecked
parks_and_get_wrekt :
As an mortuary archaeology student getting the concept of mortality feels very correct
2025-08-19 17:14:34
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bearraboo
bearraboo :
What does it mean if I can actually fold a fitted sheet by myself
2025-08-28 02:41:06
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cassiemills93
Cassie Mills676 :
So my horoscope lines up perfectly with your prophecy. July 5 here, currently in the middle of one of those ocean is way deeper than I thought moments. Thanks Granny….
2025-08-14 02:58:54
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0ri0n.0n.p4ws
Orion :
Im "the entire size of the universe and how small i am in comparison" (Aug 6)
2025-08-29 04:20:31
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katiejessa
Katie Jessa | SAHM :
Thanks for the goblin astrology! See ya next time.
2025-08-14 16:07:15
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