@granny_goblin: Because some of you have asked what the rest of the goblin zodiac would be, Granny has sat next to her window for an evening to watch the constellations pass by. Remembered, in goblin astrology, we have ensured that all of the signs share the same amount of scare factor! ☠️December 20-January 17: the concept of mortality 🪞Jan 18-Feb 14: who am I and can any one ever really know me or just their perception of me? 🛒February 15-March 15: becoming an adult and realizing you will be the one who has to decide on what’s for dinner for the rest of your life. 💸March 15-April 11: filing your taxes 🍽️April 12-May 10: A dinner party where you know exactly one person but they are seated on the opposite end of the table 👹May 11-June 8: sleep paralysis and the demon right outside of your field of vision. 🌊June 9-July6: swimming in the ocean and realizing how unfathomably deep it is 🍗July 7-August 4: having the realization that your mother is home and you forgot to defrost the chicken 🪐August 5-September 2: the very size of the universe and how microscopically small you are 🛏️September 3-October 1: folding a fitted sheet 😳October 2-October30: laying in bed and trying to sleep but remembering something really awkward you did 5 years ago 😩October 31-november 28:that moment when you realized you’ve lost something incredibly important. 🤷🏻‍♀️November 29-December 19: getting called on to talk or answer a question after you had zoned out 20 minutes ago. What is yours? @✨kameron #astrology #starsign #whatsyoursign #birthchart #witchy

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