@inbedwithbambi: fight me in the comments

Nate S. :

cantaloupe n toothpaste apparently lol

Isaac :

I instantly thought of Dalton😭😭😭

Price Griffin799 :

Don't diss the Mushmellon

Dan Farmer118 :

you have to warm it up. I warm it up before I make the hole

c0dy🔩⚾️ :

cantaloupe tastes like it doesn't believe in itself

Daniel :

Cantaloupe is code for Trump right

Chris Rice :

So6ored :

How do you feel about toothpaste?

ChuckTotaro93 :

Anyone else see Kate McKinnon?

GrimesGarage :

Cantaloupe with a lil salt? 🤌🤌🤌

Johnny Fines :

Why is Elizabeth Banks yelling at me about cantaloupe? 😂

Jonathan Cassidy :

soooooooooooo do u yall just cut a hole in it orrrr

Clutch890 :

How dare you! A good cantaloupe at peak ripeness is the food of the gods. 😁

BRIGEXPLOSION :

Dukes>Hellmanns, Dill>bread&butter, cantaloupe>your opinion.

Priceisrite86 :

Why you sound like Dalton Trey 😂

Ray Carter :

What about honeydew?

tatastremendousablutions :

I wanna pull her hair

bradwilliams54 :

Back atcha then. Always loved cantaloupe and honeydew melon

Finn ❌ Blue💙 :

Never have had a strong option of Cantalopue.

Keiland :

Wait a damn minute lady

Stockfire101 :

I dont like cantaloupe but what on earth did cantaloupe ever do u????

GingerbreadMountainDew :

Cantaloupe is the most dry yet soggiest fruit ever

brynlee☺️🌱 :

ok but cantaloupe over honeydew

gartheburchII :

have you ever had it with large curd cottage cheese?

Mr.painbot :

“Cantaloupe? The lowest of all the fruit. Who dares to insult me with this melon!!”