@littlevictorianboy: Addressing the Controversy Around Little Orphan Jams

Parkbench Creations :

lost it at, "Just cause you turned 18 don't make your parents alive"

Andrew :

As a 40 year old orphan, I can confirm we exist. As a 6'1 orphan, I am disappointed you rejected my application.

joshua.mcdermid :

Oh. *cancels order*

Kilroy 214 :

Willy Wonka in an alternate universe

Abigail's coming back to life :

we didn't have a mom to tell us NOT TO DANCE ABOVE A BONE CRUNCHER!!!😭😭

Felixeroflife :

Why do you have a bone cruncher in a jam factory?

Arclte :

#NeverEvenNoticedAnArm

KC Maw :

this is what Bruce Wayne would do if he didn't become Batman

Jake :

Guys... He addressed everything, what more could you want from them? it's time to finally forgive #ignorethearm ❤️

Vi :

there's Brennan lee mulligan everywhere for those with eyes to see

ordinary...ash :

Wait. This might be the perfect job for me. I'm 5'2". Are you OK with suspicious gaps in resumes?

Hierophant :

oh, I can't believe I've been scammed.

lbmango :

"that's an unrelated arm"

Mandy Potts :

SatansTestSubject :

Why is there a bone cruncher in the Jam Factory then?

Call_me_Kelllz :

This feels like a Tim Robinson sketch

Kara :

my parents aren't dead, but I'm 5'0... can i still apply?

PerryHallVA :

I’m glad the whole controversy is behind us so I can enjoy my favorite jam again BUT… if you would be so kind… please explain what part of the jam making process involves an industrial-sized bone cruncher bc berries ain’t have no bones

Polymonith :

What am I even buying if it isn’t real 100% orphan jam? You’ve guys really sold out

Spicy_Ramen :

I wanna see the logo

Chef :

Its like Jensen Ackles and Tim Robinson had a baby

Nick Bunting :

Brennan lee muligan coded (compliment)

Hixbi Fox 🦊 :

no one's going to ask why there is a Bone crusher in a jam factory?

yakofalltrades :

Why do you have a bone crusher? What kinda bones you need to crush? 🤨

Larry Daise :

damn im adult otphan but im 6 ft. Man jobs in this economy.