@pierre_the_entity:

Teagan :

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

cosmic/nerd :

MasoTato :

I feel so seen yet so called out

XΛVY :

Quinn Macabre :

CallsignDingo :

^~𝒦𝑜𝒹𝒶~^ :

THE SUN SAID MEANIE STUFF TO ME.

✨StyleMess✨ :

The sun wants to hurt me 😭

Loki :

I’ve just been in the sun for like..four days straight at a festival. I think I need to hide for at least a month..

🥀rose🥀 :

Zong :

Because the sun is a deadly laser😔

DevilDoIt :

weener :

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

ᛕᛟᚦᛘᚣ :

I'm nocturnal bc the sun is a deadly laser:3

Aηgєlσ :

I BURN IN THE SHADE AND I HAVE BEEF WITH APOLLO!

Mik :

that guy :

i was just nodding like "yea ok, this good haha" then the last sentence. i knew i had to send it to my buddy

Okuri Inu :

P0PL :

Simple, I don't like the heat bc I get all fainty and stuff

cassandraklun :

Jasper :

IF APOLLO WILL FALL IN LOVE WOTH ME AND THEN ID DIE

zzzzzzz :

Oz/Ozzie :

Because there are mean people in the sun and I’m just a little guy……

LinenLime :

because the sun is a gargantuan nuclear reactor that sprays radiation and heat to spite me because I am simply hotter than it

weed :

so I quite literally just dimmed all the lights in my room, closed all the curtains, and sat down... AND I SAW THIS AS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED UP ON MY PAGE