@lilch0mp: Look him up he explains it. Tiny butthole for lyfe!!!

Mrrice🌾 :

Thank you for mentioning me about watermelon 🍉 video.. ! But I’m not old Asian guy .. ! I’m old KOREAN guy .. ! 😆👍 just like I’m calling you young white boy making my watermelon 🍉 video.. ! Thank you 😊

Some dude named West :

the knock is performative

chulaquiles666 :

my Mom picks one soley based off vibes and its perfect everytime 😑

stillwinterr :

Psa to watermelon lovers. If you eat a bunch really fast you will be on the toilet forever

OrcBeaN :

Sir, put the knife down please. 😅

tyler :

same way i choose my men 😌

🏳️‍🌈Brooke & Sophie🏳️‍⚧️ :

Mr rice always has good produce advise

Salty_J aka Minty_butthole :

I consult my ancestors and they help me decide

Honey Balenciaga :

Are you threatening me?

Richard Tator :

this better not awaken anything in me

Theeljosh :

Bro that's a good green on your mixer.

Faewantsfire :

I hold them all and whichever one I feel is special I get lmao 90% of them have been great

Kasia :

🧍🔪 Not you threatening us with the knife the whole time 😂

Gxpzë :

Lizzified :

😂 I just tested this recently and came to the same conclusion!

Doogie Howezer :

Mr. Rice!!! He’s the best!

Travis :

Mr. Rice is the best!!

CritterThigh :

I feel like a hostage.

piesintheskies :

Honestly at this pt im just convinced they were better when I was a kid

MadiRoller :

MrRice knows his stuff about produce

Cassie :

you waving that knife around is making me nervous

Maggie 🖤 :

The knock is a really good one too but yeah that just shows it was picked ripe cause the stem dried up. it'll be real juicy and sweet

Digory K. :

My mom picked them on vibes but she married my dad, so I'm going with this.

Tj :

The webbing+yellow patch method has never failed me 😭

featheredwings10 :

Mr Rice is EVERYTHING.