@thatprivateinvestigator: Do NOT touch or smell the flower and leave the area immediately and move to a public, safe location. Contact an emergency contact or call authorities at once. #petersoninvestigations #beaware #dontbefooled

𝓐𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓪 🐞⋆˚꩜｡ :

“Yeah 911, there’s a flower on my car” 😭

Robyn E. Koenig :

Um... question... how do you know it happened if no one reported?

Cpl_Scourge🎖️ :

Well in that case

Diavolo :

Man just get to the point

I’m so green :

Sorry to tell you…but you have a flower on your car

BigD0cta :

Nah I’ll show them something miraculous

TikTok Master Commenter :

Aww shucks, I thought she finally wanted to be the love of my life!

Speapy :

Plot twist your boyfriend actually got you flowers and you threw them on the ground and called the police

chino💕 :

I was bouta put a flower w a note to my gym crush.. ig not

stolens197 :

Scopolamine is also angel dust right?

Gj :

🏀 :

“911 what’s ur emergency?” “NO EMERGENCY THERES A FLOWER ON MY CAR 😃”

Juan Angel :

Just go to passenger seat then drive

Jesse Cleary :

Or hear me out it’s just a flower

♡Victoria♡ :

I love knowing I don't own a car❤

𝐌 :

Ahh..yes

I_Noah_Guy :

Stromedy squad ahh video🥀🥀

Samantha Lipps :

Awareness is very important . Please pay attention to your surroundings

sosa🦇 :

How I extend my words on a 35 word essay

BigD0cta :

Bruh not even 5 mins and I get another like not to brag look at the guy next they r cooking

࿔’spade, ࿔ :

hardworkingman007 :

always have gloves in your purse

K5G :

I found a branch of leaves on my car what does that mean?