@shrimpnews: It’s been rumored that Starbucks may be planning to fire their baristas and replace them all with shrimp by 2027. The company has decided to embrace their love for shellfish, and begin making them a large part of their operation. #shrimpnews #shrimptok #viral #humor #fyp

Kian :

This is gonna krill the industry

mannytee :

now let that sink in

Poppy :

I think this might be AI

elgoatdel775 :

So you’re telling me a shrimp fried this coffee?

nick :

A case that didn’t sit right with me

ny🌺🐬 :

well that escalated

Angelica 🎀 :

well on that note

Nate :

This is taking me out

clawcraziness :

Well in that case

Food lion official :

im shaking, is this real?

annie :

I’m shaking, am I going to lose my job

Lil Borkin :

I knew the leadership was shellfish

lily ˚˖𓍢ִ ☠︎︎ :

alana ♬♪ :

Well, that escalated quickly.

• Skipper • 🌺 :

please tell me they have dyed hair, piercings, and pins... please...

clara :

Will school be canceled?

queenslime85 :

You mean to tell me a shrimp made this coffee 🤨

starshiptrooper :

ggisee_ll3e :

Antonio :

@this sum they would do

H :

Did their sisters have babies that they took over when the sisters passed away and its arms and legs fell off and now it's nothing but a stump but they take care of it with their wives and it's growing and it's fairly happy but its difficult because they're working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love they see in the little guys face makes it work it in the end?

🦜🌼McKenzy🌼🦜 :

Well in that case

Truthfully Delulu :

Good. Would I need to tip them too? 😩 😤

Jimmy Dean Hulett :

Does Starbucks know about this ?