@relicryy: why are the fuses always faulty #residentevil #contractor #residentevil2 #capcom

Bex Smith :

Actual footage of Jack Baker trying to Resident Evilify his family home

basedgodrenz :

Who even bids for jobs like that? How do you tell your crew they need to make lizard sigils for keys?

wren🏳️‍⚧️🍉 :

this is probably exactly how the irl builders for H.H. Holmes’ murder house felt

Luka🇲🇽 :

Like why would they turn a museum into a police station?

ᖭི༏ᖫྀElliesGuitarᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

I love how there’s a note you can find in resident evil 7 that shows the contract between Jack Baker and the company he hired to install the shadow activated doors 😭😂

Ein :

…They explain this in 0. The extra stuff was built afterwards by Umbrella employees, who complained the entire time.

alexm8450 :

"sorry honey im gonna be late for dinner I have to hide another set of gems throughout the deathtrap I made. good thing there aren't any zombies or anything that'd really blow lol"

V :

Isn’t there an in-universe company responsible for building houses and puzzles like this?

BILLY :

just got off an 11 hours shift hand-making my third deer head shaped hole for a castle door lock mechanism🫩

JamesFoster'sWorld :

HA HA HA it must be horrible to be a builder in the Resident Evil universe.

💜 Mrs Shukky 💜 :

Crab :

Make this savable

Ryan Seavey :

Residents when they have to deal with the evil

angel53454 :

playing re1 for the first time, this exact thought came to mind while exploring 😂

BOZO :

"do you know how easy it would be to pick a lock that relies on pressing a relief into the door?"

Full Somersion :

Resident Evil:Underworld actually gives a contractors point of view in the story🤣

The Official Holy Church :

What's crazy is that they'll have these mechanisms that haven't been used in 20 years and still work like normal.

Hvnter :

“Boss, why are we building a contraption that impales someone if they pick up a key off the ground?”

Kyrsium :

I know George was crashin out in the mansion

Alexkxmikxze :

george trevor be like:

_.Kaykayyyy_ :

“Hear me out, we have different types of door locks right? Some normal, others vary between 4 different keys-stay with me now- and they resemble sets of a deck of cards and without them you can’t get into the room.” “What if there’s an emergency?” “We’re turning this place into a police station, it’ll be fine.”

s̲̅ʏɴɴ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀs̲ :

then they make you disappear 😭

V :

I'm playing RE8 rn and I'm sorry but there's no way they are always solving puzzles just to get around it has to be so inconvenient 😭

furthershore :

my fav lore from re4 is the salazar family just spending fortunes on elaborate traps and puzzles within the architecture but they explained it as a way to keep the las plagas trapped since they were basically knights before saddler corrupted them

Alexander Edward Smi :

the gritted teeth murders me every time 🤣🤣🤣