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7veno么 :

And then they ask which one

Luan :

Real ones said „I‘m not good“

🫧 :

I tell them I had to drop out over a knee injury first 😏

Smew120 :

“Had an offer from Barcelona but settled on Oldham”

່ :

"i play for union berlin"

Levi Nichol :

FRS🇫🇷🇲🇦🌵 :

Always say a club in second division this is more crédible

⚽️M⚽️ :

Fr

user177363638 :

street>academy

𝐎𝐦𝐧𝐢-𝐌𝐚𝐧.𝐂𝐂 :

I actually got offered a spot at the Chelsea u12 as a gk but I was 14 just short 😭

pyotr🐍 :

Guys tell me which one u always say u play for I start: Qpr

Rinnnaa :

How old do I look🥺

BULLDOG Hautpflege :

Goat

C⚽️16 :

I do the same till I realise I acctually do ( not flexing )

. :

Just saying i cant Play

່ :

Bro I’m WHU u13 captain is what I tell them

www.yourdad.com4life :

I do play in one so it ain’t a lie 🥲

✝️🇷🇴Eric🇷🇴✝️ :

When they ask which one it’s always Chelsea

.frostbyte🐉 :

How I play after I told them I never play footbal

wsp :

me rn

Sucuk10_editz :

They always asked me

thijmen.f. :

ye and now my elbow is broken

DarkWin :

I Said Paris Fc and they trust me

Forshaw09🇷🇺 :

I signed a kids shirt with my friend pretending I play for Barceloma acdemy(I bought the training kit) + I was top 12 ranked best talents U18 in Europe

JRJH13 :

I play Sunday league 😢