@theonion: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns

KaptainKodak :

This is why I always conceal carry when in my home

sunsetcatcher2020 :

WAIT SLOW DOWN 😭😭

Jasmine :

I mean … this is basically the thought process behind arming teachers.

Dee Snuts :

i was confused then i saw it was the onion🤣

kjunreb 🆘 🇺🇸 🔥 :

at least that shot at Texas sandbox law wasn’t about the cat letter box law

Estevan v :

haha me on the first half. 🤣🤣🤣

Olive :

i always gotta double check to see if it is the onion or not 😭😭

R3DD0T :

Some will say it's fake news.

Collin :

kennedy :

PEORIA MENTION?

🌟terzo (ihaterusselladler) :

Peoria Illinois mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

Zakiki💤 :

Peoria mentioned

山卄丨ㄒ乇❄尺卂ᐯ乇几 :

Sigh. This doesn't feel like satire at all. The Onion isn't funny any more. 😭

Pugorrilla :

“FREE HAT!”

Caspar :

Yall did peoria dirty. 🤣

Matt :

Texas taking notes 😂

Hunter :

Line in the sandbox law 😂

seabass.80 :

This sounds like a south park episode

Von Duval :

Line in the sandbox is so funny

LivingInSinAndLovingIt :

I laughed too hard at this

Bubbin🍉 :

I wish I could save this so I can post it on Facebook and fool all the old Republicans

Zachary: God remembers :

I come to The Onion for the same reasons I watch FOX News: satire and jokes; not actual facts and true information. Unfortunately, real news pays more than entertainment, which is why The Onion is being forced to pivot the way they have. Good luck to FOX, I’m sure they’ll follow along eventually.

USVMC (Gumby) :

my toddlers open carry so I always know what im up against

Light Yagami :

Supporting small creaters

Peaceful Punk :

REPRESENTTT 😂