@daddydoinkles: Radioactive shrimp at walmart #fyp #walmart #shrimp

djezewyn :

Does SNL know you exist???

sassymedic96 :

That’s a damn perfect RFK Jr. impression 💀

AmPM :

Oh no! I ate it…

DOiNKLES :

Matt Damon is on my team. You all lose.

Ham the Orange :

Bridget :

real talk: it's because DOGE fired all the food regulation people. That's why every day there's a recall. Every day there's a new listeria outbreak. Every day there's something weird like this going on. But hey, "make America healthy again", right?

Fakawot808 :

Madison :

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Nathan Haston :

Blowing across the ocean at speeds you can’t even imagine! 😂😂😂

TrevTecToc :

Accept he is the only one trying to make food safer

Leslie :

I’ve been WORKING what the hell happened today?? 😭😭

Sioniann :

ddevil :

wasn't it confirmed none of the shrimp in America contained cesium it was just at the manufacturer plant in Indonesia? or did you not get that far into the article?

Ash 🇺🇸🆘🔥 :

That impression is far too accurate

Cory With A Y :

NoBS :

Cheryl Hines!!! I can’t look at her the same again. Will never again watch an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm!!!

noheks2give :

The shrimp came from Indonesia and was ultimately found out by customs agents at the ports. It seems to me that our system is working as usual.

gaybrat_ :

And Chris Pratt is under the podium just guzzling

Elana :

Why is this so accurate🤣🤣😂

NellieGenX 💙 :

I about spit out my coffee! 😂🤣

robinson.kristi.ruth :

The line between news and satire is so fucking discouraging at this point

Stargazr888 :

My son sent me this and I burst out laughing!

shuttlecraft :

Immediately emotionally invested in your movie pitch 😝

Beth L :

Somebody tell Lisa Frank to make us stickers plz.

jackiedaytonasbar :

this app is free and that is wild