@thisissimonking: This is how #news works but #foxnews is one of the worst offenders. #rant #crashout #funny #darkjokes #standup #truth #based

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kingofbawk
King of Bawk :
hold up he's got some good points tho
2025-08-24 06:05:19
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b00fb34r
Boof Bear :
finally a presidential policy I support
2025-08-21 23:44:57
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elephantcostello
Ray :
Interaction for the algorithm
2025-08-22 00:32:58
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vinniek182
Vance :
This feels like a Brennan Lee mulligan but on make some noise
2025-08-22 07:01:17
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tkitteh
tkitteh :
no because I really was questioning how this was going to make sense
2025-08-22 01:19:39
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wheys_anatomy
wheys_anatomy :
This is exactly how I sound every summer. Or just anytime I’m hot and sweaty. Which is also all the time.
2025-08-22 12:53:47
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billyc1986
Billy :
Dude you were THIS close to having a literal ARMY of gingers ready to kiss the ring! lol 👏👏😂🔥🫡
2025-08-22 03:35:18
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mikelpen
mikelpen :
Holy damn, that was crazy smart.
2025-08-23 03:11:21
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penguintx
Dan Walker :
I expected this twist, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. 🤣
2025-08-22 00:55:41
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urdnotkrios
Michael :
This guy has the cadence of John Pinette and I love it
2025-08-22 13:01:36
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casey.hill7719
casey.hill7719 :
God damn, that was perfect
2025-08-22 08:10:43
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kagethefurry.main_2
🌵NCR_ SOLDIER 💥🔻 :
“DONT TAKE LIFE’S LEMONS! GIVE EM BACK! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!”
2025-08-23 17:13:24
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thepropsguy
thepropsguy🇨🇦 :
Brilliant!
2025-08-22 00:33:46
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wandered_n_lost
Wandered-N-Lost :
the surface.. the planet "dirt" is mostly rock and dirt below the water and mud..
2025-08-23 22:31:21
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emilievollmar
Eevee Weeby :
...... but we die without the Sun.....
2025-08-23 23:52:46
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effisfor
andrew sheldrick :
his trump impression slipped out there for a second lol
2025-08-22 11:11:03
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kayahhtick
kayahhtick :
perfection
2025-08-23 15:09:07
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sweettea264
SweetTea264 :
I too hate the sun.
2025-08-22 12:03:43
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aerial_ashley_13
Aerial Ashley N 🍉 :
Brilliant
2025-08-22 07:34:07
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phredericcopperbeard
Phrederic Copperbear :
"I command an army of tigers."
2025-08-21 21:46:35
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renea.chong
Katie🆘🇺🇸 :
you sound like me when I was 8 years old helping my dad paint a house in the summer🤣🤣🤣
2025-08-21 18:45:59
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stephmcfloof
Steph McFloof :
Musk on a ketamine rant like...
2025-08-22 13:52:09
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resevl260
Your Ex-Girlfriend :
right before the punchline I thought "some dangerous men have talked like that" then it hit lmao
2025-08-22 11:24:52
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Dear yaya happy birthday 🤍 I hope this letter finds you well. There are moments in life when words feel so small compared to the emotions in my heart, but today I want to try and express just how much you mean to me. First and foremost, I want to acknowledge that nothing, no words or gestures, could ever replace the incredible love you shared with your son, my husband. I know the pain of losing him is unimaginable, and I wish more than anything that I could take even a fraction of that hurt away. But please know that I am here for you, always, and I will never take for granted the incredible gift of having you in my life. I am so deeply grateful for you, for the woman you are, and for the mother you’ve been to your children. You have been such a pillar of strength, love, and grace, and I am blessed to call you my mother-in-law. The love you give to me, to our daughter, and to the whole family means the world. Our daughter is so fortunate to have you as her grandmother. I know she will grow up surrounded by love, wisdom, and the beautiful qualities that you embody. She will hear stories about her amazing grandpa, Dali, and she will feel his spirit watching over her every single day. Dali will forever be our guardian angel. Even though he is no longer with us physically, I know that his love continues to surround us, guiding us and protecting us. I promise you, just as you loved him, we will love and honor him in every way we can. His memory lives on in our hearts, and in the love we share with you. I just want you to know that I’ve got you, always. We’re in this together, and I’ll be here to support you, just as I know you will always be there for me. You are so loved, cherished, and appreciated, and I’m grateful for every moment we share. With all my love jenn @yayakamari1
Dear yaya happy birthday 🤍 I hope this letter finds you well. There are moments in life when words feel so small compared to the emotions in my heart, but today I want to try and express just how much you mean to me. First and foremost, I want to acknowledge that nothing, no words or gestures, could ever replace the incredible love you shared with your son, my husband. I know the pain of losing him is unimaginable, and I wish more than anything that I could take even a fraction of that hurt away. But please know that I am here for you, always, and I will never take for granted the incredible gift of having you in my life. I am so deeply grateful for you, for the woman you are, and for the mother you’ve been to your children. You have been such a pillar of strength, love, and grace, and I am blessed to call you my mother-in-law. The love you give to me, to our daughter, and to the whole family means the world. Our daughter is so fortunate to have you as her grandmother. I know she will grow up surrounded by love, wisdom, and the beautiful qualities that you embody. She will hear stories about her amazing grandpa, Dali, and she will feel his spirit watching over her every single day. Dali will forever be our guardian angel. Even though he is no longer with us physically, I know that his love continues to surround us, guiding us and protecting us. I promise you, just as you loved him, we will love and honor him in every way we can. His memory lives on in our hearts, and in the love we share with you. I just want you to know that I’ve got you, always. We’re in this together, and I’ll be here to support you, just as I know you will always be there for me. You are so loved, cherished, and appreciated, and I’m grateful for every moment we share. With all my love jenn @yayakamari1

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