@loleggyy: Well that’s stupid 🙄😭😭 #fy #fyp #jokes

Drextrr :

I also got a DUI and I was the birthday boy 😭

JayPal233o :

But officer I have a heart of gold

Nik flurry :

“I’m a fcking good person” -Snooki

jaketingting :

like "sir I am getting home please stop following me"

Kkaebi :

don't do probation, its a scam

kittysyarnball :

this is unconstitutional

cheeseburgerler :

cant wait till this brung up in court ❤️

George ✧ :

It’s still a dui even if you did a line before you left 💔

Your Dad :

Wow. And I thought this was America. Home of the FREE.

Jake :

Let him know you’re just traveling not driving ✌

Chris :

"but officer, im just a little guy"

manish :

Decent Uncorrupted Intentions

Cam :

It’s also a dui if you’re coming home from work 🥺😔

Chris :

How else am I gonna get home

𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 :

It’s also still a DUI even if its on new years😭😫

𝔍𝔞'𝔏𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔞 :

gosiabpd :

Taco Bell would never do this to you

Logan Whitmore :

what if i run outta anger and scaracity

Ðя∂gon†e∂ :

Nobody who willingly drives drunk cares about anybody but themselves. Get an Uber or walk or call ya mamma.

Lo :

It’s also still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy. Don’t ask me how I know 😔

californiajesusfreak :

STOP SIGHN???!

francsissss :

this is funny but DUI is no jokes man, please fkn stop doing this

awilikitty :

Pero official…. I’m jus a behbeh 😱😱😱

white boy Chris :

j :

I was ASLEEP AND PARKED I WAS ASLEEP AND PARKED I WAS ASLEEP (and also drugged and robbed) BUT I WAS ALSEEP ANDDDD PARKED