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Lil_Man🏳️‍⚧️ :

That crowd wasn’t laughin nearly as hard as I was 😂😭

☭ifuckyourgirlfriend☭ :

"HEZEKIAH!" IM DEAD 💀💀💀

₲ØĐ₵ⱧɆɆ₴Ɇ :

this bit is not getting the level of laughs it needs to. the physics and electricity analogy bit sent me.

Shayshadoo! :

Grumpy&Caffeinated 🇺🇲💜🇵🇸 :

"At least they're paying for the land they take" 😭😂😂😂

Fluffy :

Is....is he just not a new age John Pinette? Mannerisms and deliveries are hilarious

Sean Allwang :

electricity does fall out of the outlets.

✨🥛Ranch🥛✨ :

Did someone say cottage cheese?

Cody Jarvis :

"no but you don't understand!"

Sweetosaurus :

air is an insulator for electricity when at lower voltages 👏 it takes a lot of energy differential to have electricity become airborn

Lone survivor :

You look like Chris Valenti

Neon, Night’s Blessed :

The front kicking washing machines took me clean out

fire aspects :

its like if bill burr and Chris valenti had a kid that was a comedian, this is amazing 😂

perkyt0123 :

Letting you know, I work for Home Depot and they won’t tell me either. 🫥🫡

sketti :

“What are you a time traveler? Get an iPad.” I’m deaddddd

👨🏽‍💻 :

his jokes per second here are crazy and they all landed for me. great writing

TheOneAndOnlyDeathRyder :

Electricity is the flow of electrons. Electrons need a path. Air is an insulator. Electrons /struggle/ to go through an insulator. Sometimes if a conductor is close enough they can “jump” through an insulator, hence sparks.

medrawpretty :

“What are you, a time traveler? Get an iPad.” Sir, you made me drop my phone that was so funny!!

Clover 🍀 (arlechinno's wife) :

the crowd is not it because "do you want your own month?" is FRYING ME

Christian Doyle :

There was so much going on here. Oh man my side hurts 😂😂

user8236444834353 :

Try eating greens (like, spinach or salad) before the lasagna? I think that may help. But, this is not real advice. Just something I heard.

Andy Darlington :

Lot of good stuff in that bit. Seriously, very funny.

Datman70 :

That land punchline took me out

GenericDrummer :

Very Bill Burr coded

Pastel_Poppi :

“Now you work at NESTLE! I get it.” Got me 😂