@laurencdelane:

eduardo :

what his phone sees:

Greeneggsandham :

face id, not eye cornea id

elias :

Me opening the comments after I see him:

lexie :

he said:

dazedzie :

Hear me out …

JaeDHD :

Dad kinda

𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒿𝑒𝓈𝓈 :

is he happily married or just married?

citronsmør :

Now THATS beekeeping age 😌

Linheyeah :

Can your mom fight

Jennifer ❣️ :

Mr Dad looks like Richard Gere 😍

DanielQuotes :

Is he in finance.

𝓚𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓲 :

Alexjandro Ceron :

Do he cheat? 👀

Booking.com :

He’s locked in

Tinder :

i just know he extends his arm to the absolute fullest to take a selfie

Clockness Evertea :

Thraggs#1Drider :

He’s kinda cute idk

Microsoft 365 :

He said 🤨

Cid :

And then i opened the comments

Letisha :

Is he single????

Gabriel 🥔 :

we need more dad content, TRUST

★彡AD________ED彡★™ :

Face ID

skiijetter :

That’s not Face ID, that’s a retina scanner

Verizon :

he’s just being extra sure

sijey :

DZADDDYYYYYY