@shrimpnews: The United States Postal service has made the decision to replace their mail carriers with shrimp by the end of this year. The shrimp are expected to deliver 3x the amount of mail per day, and are willing to work for much lower salaries. #shrimpnews #shrimptok #viral #humor #fyp

Bryan :

The USPS wasted this one on the shrimp. They should have waited for the snail 🐌

samantha.sushi :

how is this not viral 😭

Cheezy_Crunchstix :

This is sick news for the Shrimp community!

David Harriman🇺🇲 :

Just maybe mail wouldn't get lost now 🤣

d34dlyd0ll :

it'd be faster

TragicLover[BNN] :

it's all shrimp

lemonsherbert8 :

what does this mean for the shrimp caught in the great contamination scandal?

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Idontcare4859 :

News in a shell!

Mr subway. :

what about Walmart shrimp being radioactive

caiden :

@liftwitdalord

Jason✝️😮‍💨 :

@Donovann✝️🪽 @🤨 Adlan 🤨

Walker morgan :

About time. Y’all remember the shrimp from shark tale he was broke the shrimp about to run that check up! 👏