When I was in the christian music biz I told my boss we could be BILLIONAIRES if we made toilet paper with jesus fish, crosses, and praying hands on it. I told him we could call it Witness Wipes and market it with “let jesus wipe your filth away” or “witness while they wipe”.
2025-08-25 17:07:22
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USAFNUCLEARVET :
Honest question: how do you feel about what Jesus said, specifically the sermon on the mount?
2025-08-25 18:58:24
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JenBrookman :
Hahaha they deserve to be as roasted as those beans for that one
2025-08-26 01:59:59
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Brittany w/ UnpackingUs :
I’m forever calling all pastors Pastoristas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2025-08-25 19:01:21
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betterday488 :
I shall be known as señor pasorista pastry pal
2025-08-25 18:09:36
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jennifergoodman304 :
Was that their right to passage in serving people before literally becoming pastors? 😅
2025-08-26 00:27:17
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Z-Man :
I really needed this laugh right now. 🤭
2025-08-25 17:25:00
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LizBR :
Our college had the William Taylor Foundation and of course they always went with the initials.
2025-08-25 17:12:58
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☆𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚 ℤ⚡️🌹 :
And they didn’t have to do any coffee prep training ??😳
2025-08-26 21:43:52
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ericknowles841 :
Jesus-ween every October is my favorite
2025-08-25 21:51:01
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Daniel Marcus :
lol
2025-08-25 17:42:30
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Jakz :
The way I knew that was what they’d be called and still cringed sooo badly.😬
2025-08-25 17:19:35
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ImStillaMom :
That sounds like something that was tried on the menu at Taco Bell in the early 90s that no one remembers and Taxo Bell denies it existed.😂
2025-08-25 21:51:18
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FindingmyJoi♥️ :
I just threw up in my mouth! 😡
2025-08-25 22:12:22
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Kaitlyn Torrez | Mom Life :
How did I know you were gonna say that 😂
2025-08-26 04:02:10
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VVitchvix :
Jesusween when it easily could’ve been Holyween😂😂😂 they always miss.
2025-08-26 14:10:32
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Mac :
You could've stopped after, "the worst." 'Nuff said. 😂
2025-08-25 20:57:57
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composergoat616 :
Sounds like a new item at Taco Bell 🤣
2025-08-25 20:04:01
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Erikka :
🤣
2025-08-25 17:43:47
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CoachNikki_Recover&Transform :
☠️
2025-08-28 15:52:36
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Melymel :
😂😂😂
2025-08-26 13:44:38
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justanaverageguy42 :
I got one. A church during Covid had sanitizing teams that would walk around and offer hand sanitizer. This is no joke- they were called the Squirt Squad
2025-08-25 17:03:09
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mandynotamanda :
It’s kinda a slay? No? 😂💅🏻
2025-08-25 18:22:04
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Mel Cox :
Ewe
2025-08-25 21:18:52
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redweebyona :
John Crist has a series called “Church or pot shop?” Totally spot on with this idea.
2025-08-25 20:50:17
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