@paigetaylor.s: ladies know ur worth

𝐏𝒐𝐈𝒐 :

this has to be a joke😭

✩ ✩ 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 ✩ ✩ :

I didn’t realize it was satire until the second rule😭😭😭😭

ericawingerter :

Is this a joke

ꨄ︎ :

For a second i thought this was real😂

𝙰𝚕𝚒 :) :

Girl these are nonnegotiable wdym “controversial”??

jingyi :

what

🥀💋Ash💋🥀 :

My money is my money but his money is ALSO my money. Period

nikinitop :

Ur joking but i see nothing wrong with this

ELIJAH TEMPLE :

ik this a joke but

Paula Marie :

WHAT IS THAT BLUSH PALLETTE 🙏🏻

drunkardz :

Lmao twice a week for “mental health”

aissa07_17 :

You money is your money ummmmmmm

katieailshie725 :

Just imagine if this was serious

Madison🦋 :

Please tell me this is a joke😭

N 🐈‍⬛ :

Knew this was satire from the start 😭😭😭

username2522237 :

MKM :

Lmaooo plzzzz this satire is killing me

𝒱𝒾𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒶✯ :

“he doesn’t need any friends” ya…no bc he doesn’t he has you🙂‍↕️

layann💋 :

Ummmm…….this is definitely a joke cause I wouldn’t be with anyone at that point 😂

not_areklual :

The birthday has GOT to be a joke there’s no way

😐 :

oh so this is a joke 😂😂

Sophia 👁️‍🗨️ :

you are allowed to go to the club but he isn’t? If you have a rule you both need to follow it. If you want something you have to be prepared to let your partner do the same or that’s just being a hypocrite

Karo :

There is no way this is true😭