The Onion
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Thursday 28 August 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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chonnlatee :
now.. how the world does that even work..💀 like no way they are legally allowed to do that
2025-08-29 08:50:46
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Billy ❌ :
She was obviously falling apart and just couldn’t hold it together anymore
2025-08-28 17:12:51
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bmick :
why didn't she think about her family? so sad
2025-08-28 17:30:43
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Heyyyy II (electric boogaloo) :
Freaked out until I saw it was the onion
2025-08-28 17:18:34
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David Gervais :
Our legal system is the best in the world
2025-08-28 17:14:09
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ricky :
why is everyone missing the joke
2025-08-28 17:34:24
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AllhailVanhalen :
There is always like a 2 second pause for me before I realize it’s the onion.
2025-08-28 17:37:20
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NfNitLoop :
Her husband, Officer NotASuspect, could not be reached for comment.
2025-08-28 21:44:37
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pseudoble 💙 :
the onion, I'm sad to say, stopped being funny the moment it started sounding plausible. that's not disparaging of the onion, mind you. it's an observation about how messed up reality has gotten
2025-08-29 04:51:07
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AT_2021_ :
She had info on the Clinton’s
2025-08-28 17:18:50
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lycosa :
I only realized it was the onion at the end of the vid 😭
2025-08-28 17:24:55
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wolf :
rest in pieces
2025-08-28 19:55:02
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arnoldcocks :
why is NOBODY getting it 🥀
2025-08-28 19:20:14
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dav 🐼 :
LMAOOO NOBODY REALIZING THIS IS THE ONION IM CRYING
2025-08-28 18:42:51
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. :
Where in ct?
2025-08-28 17:34:11
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Kris C. :
terrible situation, my ex husband was found in his boyfriend's house in 26 pieces. scattered from basement to attic, he seemed so cheerful just a couple days before it happened
2025-08-28 18:01:50
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Jacob Gillespie :
I heard she has evidence against Hilary Clinton...
2025-08-29 08:52:04
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Sam Wright :
I'm going to bet she was married to an officer or a judge and in that case, this checks out.
2025-08-28 20:40:39
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️Cadê❗️ :
I didn’t see who posted this at first and I said 🤠⁉️
2025-08-28 23:43:11
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Nathaniel Sorensen :
So sad! And to think she was just days away from testifying in her former employers court case over dozens of human rights violations!
2025-08-28 21:39:25
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OnTheCusp :
I was so confused then realized that it’s The Onion 😑 aht
2025-08-28 17:23:25
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just sara :
shes been sad lately, but who knew it was that bad..
2025-08-28 23:03:37
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bigbo1s :
i knew it all along
2025-08-28 17:01:43
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Lansten :
Her cop boyfriend who was with her at the time of death is reportedly “torn up over this” and “not a part of a large conspiracy to cover up the real crime”. The police invite anyone with more information on the case to keep it to themselves and just move on.
2025-08-28 17:56:33
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deltarune_tomorrow5 :
God bless the boys in blue🫡
2025-08-28 17:09:24
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