Кто, черт гига ниггер!!? :
Hi (I must most humbly entreat your infinite patience, and I do hope you will not think me impertinent if I venture to preface my words with an apology which, though it may seem unnecessarily protracted, springs most earnestly from my heart; for you must forgive me if the garb of my English be neither finely woven nor elegantly tailored, if the cadence of my phrases falls short of the cultivated harmony expected of a gentleman schooled in the arts of eloquence, and if my expression reveals too plainly the blemishes of one who, though striving with all the vigour and sincerity that he can summon, yet finds himself bewildered amidst the many peculiarities, subtleties, and refinements that distinguish this most illustrious tongue. It is not from any want of reverence for the language, nor from negligence in my attempts to master its shades of meaning, but rather from the limitations of my own faculties, that I stumble, hesitate, and from time to time clothe my sentiments in words which may strike the cultivated ear as awkward or unbecoming. Yet I beseech you, let not my uncouth turns of phrase obscure the honest purpose that animates my speech, which is ever to show respect, gratitude, and courtesy to those with whom I have the honour of conversing. Should my sentences meander too long, as rivers that lose their force in winding paths, or should they falter too short, breaking off before they have reached their proper conclusion, I beg you to ascribe such defects not to any lack of diligence, but to the natural frailty of one who has not yet been seasoned in the traditions of English discourse. Thus, with the deepest humility, I cast myself upon your generosity, imploring that you accept my words not in the spirit of their polish, which is deficient, but in the sincerity of their intention, which, I dare affirm, is unfeigned and steadfast; and if you shall grant me that indulgence, then though my English be weak, my gratitude shall be boundless.)
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