@lunchbaglujan: I will even help you enlist please come say hi

SellRPGs@walmart :

Next to the beer stand was strategic

Jay :

20 year contract 😭

manstallion69 :

Casually rhyming off a 20-year contract, longer than some people’s mortgages

aj :

🤣🤣🤣..swept past that 20 year contract quick 😂

Chito :

TheDelphicDolt :

Will my signing bonus be high enough that I can get a new Camaro?

SirHerpMcDerp :

Stay strong, gents. Don’t simp for the army

Daven :

Go National Guard guys. All the benefits (+ some), with very little actual work 😭

Tyler :

20 year contract 🤣

.-𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖔.𝕾♤𝖑𝖔-. :

20 year 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

keepgoins :

20 year contract— uh.

SmallShrimp :

you're funny, you can come to my birthday party

Howard Fitness :

You can count me in 😏

AlexPaga7171 :

Notional bar fight is elite

.. :

where do I sign?

Ricky :

My daughter is planning on joining and doing her BCT during the summer between her Jr and Sr year of high school next summer.

Foxmeadfamiliar🍁 :

Cody fell off because of this 💀

Alise 💕 :

Such a kind offer! It’s always nice to know there’s support out there. Hopefully, more people reach out!

Horace P. McTitties :

20 year contract???? 😳

goofyallday :

748 the psyop is strong

luella🤍 :

I would enlist if you allowed foreign citizens (without green card) to join US army 😔💔

xMACxMRJOKA :

Stefan-Odinson :

I'll go only if Matt best is there

Ryan :

ON MY WAY

Colin :

Moved to Idaho. That checks.