@evilinilinguini: (I don’t)

Travis Reed :

walkin to the closet to get another roll

donald dohc :

happened to me in a 90° portashitter in Germany on deployment, I died, don’t recommend.

user4580097268386 :

Oh, that’s not good

computer fart :

This happened to me at work

Nextdoorlex :

You look like the actress in the movie with that bald guy & he goes by Patricia. It’s like a scary movie?? She’s super pretty so are you

🕋 :

Working on a portal to get there (no tissue needed)

mob :

Got u bae 🫴🏼

 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎⠀ :

it’s worse when it happens at work💀

[endego] :

legend says lil bro still there 😩

♱ :

Always keep the baby wipes on deck

comedwn :

-1 rag

Dewmertok :

This is why I always wear socks just in case

_roscoeswetsuit_ :

Socks = gone

Noah (Ной) :

Sis gotta do THE WALK

Lee :

I give me condolences 💐

chief bravo :

happened to me just 3 weeks ago

Grim :

I just want you to know I laughed very hard and then realized I to had no toilet paper

m :

happens to the best of us

yayabunnie :

It happens to the best of us😞

LeroytheCat69 :

Literally me right now. Gonna have to call 911 I guess

rj_7766 :

Real

Antonio :

Sooooooo

satansspermwhale :

Sending thoughts and prayers queen 💕

DR34MWeaver :

Shani B :

Ev