@onedayatatom: I'm pretty sure this is all legit #marvelcomics #spiderman #mephisto #marvelstudios

Joker724 :

y'all, the pun you're looking for is "THWIP of Theseus"

marshnpart2 :

Spidey using the Ship of Theseus to get out of his deal is HILARIOUS

maxxking55 :

I thought he was gonna say that he’d already given up the relationship and that doesn’t mean he couldn’t take it back

River :

Spiderman is too much a smartass for the Marvel Devil himself

finalcorax85 :

to be fair he only sold his marriage he didnt sell his relationship

scp_5615_3_amorloran :

This is... Actually a weirdly good point. Not really sure what it would change because he'd have to alter reality to have that life back and he was clearly WITH MJ when he got trapped in the dimension Paul was found in so its not like he couldn’t EVER get with her again.

FancyThatVA :

Spiderman of theseus

edgar.castrejon0 :

okay can we send this to the tiki tok lawyers that talk about these type of cases this one seems like fun

azukugames :

Peter) what didn’t think I’d have one hell of lawyer

jjjsleepingstar :

MAKE THIS CANNON!

Raven🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇦🇭🇹🇮🇩 :

bet Peter scheduled this meeting for Doom's mom's birthday just so he could make sure it would be the worst day of Mephisto's life

WarWolfCZ :

Theseus's Peter

Okarun's Left Nut :

Come to think of it, Pete only sold his marriage at the time to Mephisto. Contract never said he couldn't get remarried to her, did it? Pete only sold his first marriage, nobody said shit about the 2nd.

Eddie Fisher :

The reasoning behind all his Spider-Menacing is the funniest thing ever, like, not only is Mephisto terrified at a possible future of losing to Peter- he’s twice as freaked out at the idea of losing to Mayday if she’s ever born in the main universe.

HalfMoonSilver04 :

Wait... are you telling me the reason why MJ and Peter haven't tied the knot and all that is because the contract is still in effect?!

StarDrago :

Mephisto made paul cause this loop going into effect

Chris :

Ben Riley over in the corner like "Any chance you could get me out of Purgatory while you're at it? Madelyne is in a mood and my back hurts from sleeping on the couch."

michaelburger506 :

while I agree with Peter on what he's going to do to Paul, he can do so much better than MJ

TurtleHealerMain :

I mean they gotta diversify so they can sell to blind people

Danny2x4 :

Technically speaking the moment Aunt May got cancer that violated Mephisto’s end of the bargain

Emma :

Peter found a way to make his cosmically bad luck work in his favour

pupkin_patch_jack :

then Mephisto realizes he forgot what day it is and he has another appointment He's not looking forward to, 😁 the next thing Mephisto hears is " the Doctor is in the house." 😂🤣👍 they can title the whole run "mephisto's bad day" 😁👍

Konnor the megalomaniac :

Monkeyking :

love the vids

Darth Emperor :

I would 100% pay for the $50 shipping tax if that ever gets made into a comic 🤣