@mythicalpublicradio: Elves Still Refuse to Acknowledge Time Zones #news #satire #satiricalnews

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armoiresome
Armoiresome :
close enough. welcome back welcome to night vale
2025-09-07 20:22:45
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sinwritesbooks
Legend Sinclair 🍉 :
Am... Am I an Elf?
2025-09-07 22:13:50
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pussbackthehate
AnaBanana :
I heard it wrong and I thought they missed the “geese treaties”
2025-09-05 18:29:44
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wodar9
Wodar9 :
To be fair, in the Feywild, I am pretty sure that time does whatever it wants to do.
2025-09-07 17:50:40
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deegee364
Dee Gee547 :
I figured this was going to be about how in LOTR the earth is flat but only for elves so logically they’d not have time zones the way the round world races would.
2025-09-08 10:12:44
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heygodrefundpls
DuncanG :
and now the weather
2025-09-07 17:50:35
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sleepywitchhazel
Sleepy witch :
I'm with the elves on this one
2025-09-07 21:09:21
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lilybellevedere
Lily Bellevedere :
I’m sorry, I got distracted by the red marker at the end. That is the JUCIEST of markers. Such marking! Such ink!
2025-09-08 09:45:57
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rose.macabre
Rose Macabre 🎃 :
Listen, trying to change our minds on this is truly futile, and the lack of aesthetic hourglasses is its own seperate problem.
2025-09-08 03:53:11
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nanga2manga
Manga/Nanga :
Time is a mortal construct tho. my aunt was there when mortal came up with the idea of time.
2025-09-10 08:00:26
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tgerror
TGerror :
of course the elf is so hard to work with some time, not like us Kobolds who is already on the same time system as the dwarf and human are
2025-09-08 12:28:29
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thebronzeboar
☭ thebronzeboar ☭ :
I do also think we have to acknowledge that even if elves allow dwarves to be their timekeepers or translator of time to time, that the dwarven system of time is not based around a 24hr day but rather a 36hr day due to their increased stamina and lack of the sun as an initial guiding timepiece due to their subterranean origin within mountains
2025-09-08 09:43:48
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dim.thinks
dim :
This kind of happened in Medieval Europe. Not the time of day but they couldn't agree what day is was because their calendars were built around easter and easter was different times for different people
2025-09-07 20:45:46
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undyingpatron
patron of the undying :
I love this so much.
2025-09-07 03:28:15
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mgbebflxubw
MGbebflxubw :
"Time is a mortal construct" is wonderful
2025-09-12 14:41:23
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geopoteet
Jessý :
I'm from Iceland, and I can confirm this
2025-09-08 18:40:46
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garrhetsampson
Garrhet Sampson :
😂 It’s like Hitchhikers Guide but for Fantasy.
2025-09-10 15:50:33
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cellbatteries
Everybody :
and they will never give up the Imperial System either...
2025-09-09 18:04:54
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naltarunir
Naltarunir :
Better than irl news.
2025-09-09 03:22:04
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sapphiredaniellebloo
sapph_D :
Oh I just realized I've been an elf this whole time
2025-09-13 11:10:13
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aman_dweller
She who dwells in Aman :
This is absolutely amazing and I love it
2025-09-28 13:27:51
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user.soontm
𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔞 🗡 :
I am so tired of my elven employees time blindness.
2025-09-21 10:52:45
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alex.mudog
Alex Mudog :
Hey mainstream media, thou hath confuseth the elves with the druids.
2025-09-09 02:34:38
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llenethebean
Ilene :
close enough, welcome back wtnv
2025-09-08 04:53:20
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im_generally_confused
that's gods comma🍍 :
I genuinely thought I once again learned about some weird fact from tiktok
2025-09-08 18:30:48
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