@joshjohnsoncomedy: Cardi B explaining to the lawyer why she felt threatened by their client

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iiheart.thalia
Thalía Elena💕 :
Her saying she's "protect the building big" had me rolling 😭
2025-09-04 14:31:02
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nelli.smelli
nellismelli :
cardi was like hello? exhibit A
2025-09-04 14:40:09
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love.ballet21
Pierina Legnani🩰💙💛 :
2025-09-04 17:29:16
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windsor.wonders.vlog
windsor.wonders.vlog :
“She not fat, she just bigger than me” could have been the thing to say but it was never gonna happen
2025-09-04 14:29:45
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ash_oslin
Ash Oslin :
She sued Cardi thinking she wpuld get millions but instead she got roasted
2025-09-04 15:24:26
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maybeshannon_
Maybeshannon :
But the fact that this is EXACTLY how it went makes it soooo much worse 😂 like bro i don’t think the lawyer liked his client.
2025-09-04 16:36:58
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jennifersjen2
Jennifersjen :
Security heavy had me rolling 😂
2025-09-04 14:37:34
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lizissapineapple
LizIsDaPineapple :
Cardi was trying to keep it cute but the attorney wanted her to insult the girl😂
2025-09-04 15:44:54
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morganhoney22
MorganHoney22 :
Well she tried to be polite about it 🤣
2025-09-04 15:26:14
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the_wondermama
TheWonderMama :
Cardi B is so naturally funny that THE Josh Johnson didn’t have to come up with new material today. He just up there reciting the transcript!
2025-09-05 03:10:50
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m1na.page
##mina :
security heavy and the pointing to her eyes absolutely killed me
2025-09-04 15:11:11
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everybodybuturdog
BetheFire :
Cardi B being a breath of fresh air and voice of facts was not on my bingo card.
2025-09-04 14:35:44
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vincyviv
vincyviv :
She said “I’m so small and tiny, she so big and tall” 😂
2025-09-04 18:21:53
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vendulaalomoge
Vendula Alomoge :
Cardi B is the most entertaining entertainer that has ever entertained 😂
2025-09-04 18:00:07
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the.aldo.loren
Knighthunter :
Cardi B is funny she should do stand-up she’s hilarious
2025-09-04 14:56:09
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cookie131119
cookie131119 :
best answer 🥰😂😂
2025-09-05 15:30:45
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dogmom62261
Melbel61 :
I knew exactly what Cardi B meant 😂
2025-09-05 01:45:36
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bellanaraincomedy
bellanaraincomedy :
I love how he just has to repeat it lol
2025-09-04 19:17:24
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rocket_backhander
Rocket Backhander :
But the way I need an entire SONG about “security heavy” from Cardi now 😭😭😭 I NEED THE BARRRRS
2025-09-04 18:25:43
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ednabuffalo
ednabuffalo :
😂😂😂 I waited for you to mention this
2025-09-04 18:04:00
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lisaakvzmv8
not_productive :
He thought he’d make Cardi unlikeable to the jury by getting her to be a mean girl, instead Cardi charmed the shit out of the jury. Incredible lesson in how to be a witness.
2025-09-05 15:31:57
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fight5875
TheWiseOne :
Saturday night live has an entire script written for them. 😂🤣😂
2025-09-04 18:16:50
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lisakisadm
Lisa ♉️ :
Cardi was so funny and genuine, she was brilliant on the stand
2025-09-04 15:35:16
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restingbinhface
restingbinhface :
But with Cardi's facial expressions how did any juror keep it together. I would've needed to be dismissed
2025-09-05 00:08:45
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